Quotes by William Thomas

• I wanted to go to sea when I graduated from high school but my folks talked me out of it.
• Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential.
• It wouldn't be New Year's if I didn't have regrets.
• If we don't start playing better on defense, it's going to be hard. We can't just sit there and win shootouts.