Quotes by Yeardley Smith

• Oh no, the dead have risen and they're voting Republican.
• Romance is dead - it was acquired in a hostile takeover by Hallmark and Disney, homogenized, and sold off piece by piece.
• You can't create a monster, then whine when it stomps on a few buildings.
• Is your remarkably sexist drivel intentional, or just some horrible mistake?
• A man who envies our family is a man who needs help.