46 Quotes by Yogi Berra
- Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
- It's like deja-vu, all over again.
- Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
- I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.
- He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
- How can you think and hit at the same time?
- Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
- I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
- Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
- I never said most of the things I said.
- I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
- I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
- I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
- I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
- If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
- It gets late early out there.
- It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
- It ain't over till it's over.
- In baseball, you don't know nothing.
- If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
- If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
- If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
- I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
- When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
- It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.
- Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
- Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
- Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
- So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
- It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
- The future ain't what it used to be.
- The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
- The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
- There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
- All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
- We made too many wrong mistakes.
- Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
- You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
- You can observe a lot by just watching.
- You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
- You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
- You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.
- In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
- A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
- If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
- We have deep depth.
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