Quotes by Yogi Berra

• Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.
• It's like deja-vu, all over again.
• Even Napoleon had his Watergate.
• I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.
• He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.
• How can you think and hit at the same time?
• Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.
• I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.
• Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.
• I never said most of the things I said.
• I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house.
• I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question.
• I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary.
• I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did.
• If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em.
• It gets late early out there.
• It ain't the heat, it's the humility.
• It ain't over till it's over.
• In baseball, you don't know nothing.
• If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else.
• If you come to a fork in the road, take it.
• If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
• I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?
• When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.
• It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it.
• Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
• Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.
• Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.
• So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.
• It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much.
• The future ain't what it used to be.
• The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.
• The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
• There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em.
• All pitchers are liars or crybabies.
• We made too many wrong mistakes.
• Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.
• You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.
• You can observe a lot by just watching.
• You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours.
• You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.
• You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, because you might not get there.
• In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is.
• A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.
• If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be.
• We have deep depth.