Quotes by Zsa Gabor

• I'm a great housekeeper. I get divorced. I keep the house.
• Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.
• I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house.
• I call everyone 'Darling' because I can't remember their names.
• I don't remember anybody's name. How do you think the "dahling" thing got started?
• I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
• How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?
• I want a man who's kind and understanding. Is that too much to ask of a millionaire?
• Macho does not prove mucho.
• One of my theories is that men love with their eyes; women love with their ears.
• The women's movement hasn't changed my sex life. It wouldn't dare.
• To a smart girl men are no problem - they're the answer.
• We were both in love with him. I fell out of love with him, but he didn't.
• When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
• You never really know a man until you have divorced him.
• He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.
• Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly as getting married just because you do.
• A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished.
• Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.