221 Quotes on Baby

• It's really unfair to working women in America who read celebrity news and think, 'Why can't I lose weight when I've had a baby?' Well, everyone you're reading about has money for a trainer and a chef. That doesn't make it realistic.

  Author: Rachel Zoe

• All of a sudden I had a baby, because it went really quick. It was like, 'Oh! I have a baby!' So, it's great. I'm just having a great time with my children. They're here in New York with me.

  Author: Catherine Zeta-Jones

• If we intensify our efforts we can have a cloned baby within a year or two, but I don't know whether we can intensify our efforts to that extent. We're not really under pressure to deliver a cloned baby to this world. What we are under pressure to do is to deliver a cloned baby that is a healthy one.

  Author: Panayiotis Zavos

• I live in a house that was built in 1480. It has a moat around it. It is like a little baby castle.

  Author: Bill Wyman

• Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'

  Author: Steven Wright

• My friend has a baby. I'm recording all the noises he makes so later I can ask him what he meant.

  Author: Steven Wright

• We used to have a main female vocalist. But she had a baby. Now we do the singing ourselves.

  Author: Bernie Worrell

• The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby.

  Author: Natalie Wood

• Brian was the oldest, I was in the middle and Carl was the baby. I was the troublemaker. Brian got great grades and Carl got the kind of grades I did. I failed everything. I was too busy fighting and running wild.

  Author: Dennis Wilson

• I wanted to play the part that Mary Kay played, the lawyer who wanted to have baby and felt her clock ticking, because it was something I could relate to.

  Author: JoBeth Williams

• I want to be here, for my family. I want to be here for my baby. I want to see the birth of my baby.

  Author: Jayson Williams

• A long time ago, when all the grandfathers and grandmothers of today were little boys and little girls or very small babies, or perhaps not even born, Pa and Ma and Mary and Laura and Baby Carrie left their little house in the Big Woods of Wisconsin.

  Author: Laura Wilder

• Mary and Carrie and baby Grace and Ma had all had scarlet fever. The Nelsons across the creek had had it too, so there had been no one to help Pa and Laura.

  Author: Laura Wilder

• We forget that this music, music made by my brothers and sisters, is still a baby. It's just beginning. When I think of the possibilities, it makes me smile.

  Author: Barry White

• If you want a baby, have a new one. Don't baby the old one.

  Author: Jessamyn West

• I was a married woman and I had a baby. I would have adored it, but I just couldn't do it because I'm a lady.

  Author: Ruth Warrick

• I met my wife and, for the next ten years, we did no films at all. She did the first movie and then I did several after. My first movie was written by Tennessee Williams and directed by Kazan and was called Baby Doll.

  Author: Eli Wallach

• An ugly baby is a very nasty object - and the prettiest is frightful.

  Author: Queen Victoria

• Art is like baby shoes. When you coat them with gold, they can no longer be worn.

  Author: John Updike

• My initial career, really, as a baby, was as a singer.

  Author: Mel Torme

• I remember li'l ol' Hank Jr. - he was just a baby back in them days, you know - but he used to hang around. His mama would bring him around. He was just a natural.

  Author: Mel Tillis

• We tried - we tried for a year, and we tried different methods and different - and I had in vitro and it didn't work. It didn't stick. It didn't - didn't produce a baby at all.

  Author: Cheryl Tiegs

• I was the fattest baby in Clark County, Arkansas. They put me in the newspaper. It was like a prize turnip.

  Author: Billy Thornton

• Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals "love" them. But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives, love them more.

  Author: Edwin Teale

• I've been through it all, baby, I'm mother courage.

  Author: Elizabeth Taylor

• The truth is, after Boys Don't Cry, I realized how few and far between the great roles are. I am beyond thankful for finding Million Dollar Baby.

  Author: Hilary Swank

• When I was younger, my whole sense of self-worth was based on whether or not I was working, which was awful. And I had a baby at 20 years old, so it wasn't just about me. At around the age of 30 there was a stretch where I wasn't working - certainly not on anything I liked, anyway - and I started to do other things.

  Author: Kiefer Sutherland

• My mother moved abroad when I was 11, my dad wasn't around from the time that I was a baby, so I was not the product of a family, but a product of observation - of watching what went on around me, of watching who I liked, what I didn't like, what I thought was good behavior and what I thought was bad behavior and tailoring myself accordingly.

  Author: Mark Strong

• I would like to have you quote me, Erich von Stroheim, as having said on this day of this month of this year this one thing: you Americans are living on baby food.

  Author: Erich Stroheim

• I'm not following anybody's tracks, I'm making my own baby.

  Author: Picabo Street

• I started playing Madden back in 1993 because that was the first year I actually made it into the game and that was a big thrill. When you're in Madden, you've made it, baby.

  Author: Michael Strahan

• Nobody took me too seriously but I was grown up even as a baby.

  Author: Sharon Stone

• So don't get me wrong, I love my songs, and I still love hearing them. That's history, baby.

  Author: Ronnie Spector

• If you put a baseball and other toys in front of a baby, he'll pick up a baseball in preference to the others.

  Author: Tris Speaker

• I didn't worry about leaving the fast lane - I was just so consumed with my baby that it seemed like the right thing to do. I never felt like I left New York, though. If you've lived in a place and loved it, you never feel like you left it.

  Author: Sissy Spacek

• It is true that the movie is perhaps my most politically-charged. The story is thrust into motion by the idea of what do you do when your 13 year old daughter comes home pregnant. And not only is she pregnant, but she wants to keep the baby.

  Author: Todd Solondz

• Today there are about 40 million retirees receiving benefits; by the time all the baby boomers have retired, there will be more than 72 million retirees drawing Social Security benefits.

  Author: Tony Snow

• He was so good with the kids on the set. He just knew exactly how to handle them. The baby would cry and Vin would hold him and do all these weird sounds and the baby would stop crying. It was really cute.

  Author: Brittany Snow

• Brian really kicked back on his own when Amanda was a baby. We had a long talk about it, and he was spending a lot of time in California working there and he didn't really want to spend all his time out there and have his children and his wife on the East Coast.

  Author: Erika Slezak

• I don't think of myself as offbeat and weird. As a kid, I saw myself as the type of guy who would run into a burning building to save the baby.

  Author: Christian Slater

• Hot water is my native element. I was in it as a baby, and I have never seemed to get out of it ever since.

  Author: Edith Sitwell

• You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.

  Author: Frank Sinatra

• For the first time in your conscious memory; for the first time in fact, since your were a baby; a single tear, full and warm, rolled down your right cheek and you fell into a very deep and entirely dreamless slumber.

  Author: Dave Sim

• A new baby is like the beginning of all things - wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities.

  Author: Eda Shan

• Women may give lip service to wanting husbands who take on an equal role in raising children, but many will pull rank when an important decision, like how to discipline or what baby sitter to hire, has to be made.

  Author: Pepper Schwartz

• Our firefighters are our last line of defense, baby.

  Author: Jack Scalia

• We're all born bald, baby.

  Author: Telly Savalas

• Don't forget that compared to a grownup person every baby is a genius. Think of the capacity to learn! The freshness, the temperament, the will of a baby a few months old!

  Author: May Sarton

• When a baby comes you can smell two things: the smell of flesh, which smells like chicken soup, and the smell of lilies, the flower of another garden, the spiritual garden.

  Author: Carlos Santana

• I once knew a chap who had a system of just hanging the baby on the clothes line to dry and he was greatly admired by his fellow citizens for having discovered a wonderful innovation on changing a diaper.

  Author: Damon Runyon

• We can't thank Dave enough. He could call me if my wife was about to have a baby and tell me he needed tonight for his show and I'd find some way to get her to let me head to New York.

  Author: Darius Rucker

• In our society leaving baby with Daddy is just one step above leaving the kids to be raised by wolves or apes.

  Author: Al Roker

• They wrapped her up like a baby burrito to show to Mom. Here were a mother and her daughter and I love them both so much. I couldn't wait for Courtney to come to the hospital so I could have all my women together.

  Author: Al Roker

• This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer.

  Author: Will Rogers

• My father described me as the oldest baby he'd ever seen. I apparently was very serious and reflective.

  Author: Tim Robbins

• I'm not gangly; I'm very coordinated. I do have a bit of a baby face. But I guess that just means I'll be working longer.

  Author: Tim Robbins

• I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

  Author: Joan Rivers

• Is advertising a profession, like law or medicine? How many new parents clutch their baby to their breast and declare, 'I want this child to grow up to be a media planner'?

  Author: Jef Richards

• But at the same time that the experience is pulling you apart, it's also bonding you. You have this joint venture! You both made this baby. And that's the thing I still can't get over.

  Author: Paul Reiser

• But you get past that and realize you have to let go of what you think you want. There'll be plenty of time for that later. Right now, go and be with that baby. Just play with this beautiful little boy.

  Author: Paul Reiser

• Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption.

  Author: Paul Reiser

• The President has no real plan to address the fiscal challenges arising from the retirement of the baby boom generation, let alone a plan to fix Social Security.

  Author: Jack Reed

• My audience is the baby-boomers, the bulk of the population. This is also a group that is being ignored by most record companies because they're not the Top 40 hit singles market. They forget these people still listen to music.

  Author: Helen Reddy

• Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

  Author: Ronald Reagan

• Here is the real domino theory - gay man to gay man, bisexual man to straight woman, addict mother to newborn baby, they all fall down and someday it will come to you.

  Author: Anna Quindlen

• I took a long time off to have my baby and spend time with my family.

  Author: Kelly Preston

• I've been chased through airports with a screaming baby because the photographers are ruthless, and they want the picture.

  Author: Lisa Presley

• I think we will have a boy baby and he will be born on the 20th of August. Everyone else has a girl baby and at times I don't believe I should mind having a little Phyllis Dawn but Dearest wants a boy and I do.

  Author: Dawn Powell

• I didn't have any problem bonding with Honey, but I was plagued with insecurities about my ability to bring up my baby.

  Author: Gail Porter

• Everyone matures. When I was Newt's age, I thought I had the right answer to things. The baby-boomers as political leaders are still on trial by the American people.

  Author: Pete Pont

• People gave me such a bad time about wanting a baby. I didn't want a baby, and I still don't. I wanted a dog.

  Author: Ann Patchett

• I just had a baby. I'm not going to work unless it's something really special and meaningful, because I can't imagine missing all that time with my daughter.

  Author: Gwyneth Paltrow

• I'm a working stiff, baby, just like everybody else.

  Author: Peter O'Toole

• When you have a baby, love is automatic, when you get married, love is earned.

  Author: Marie Osmond

• This is a serious, serious condition that is also called postpartum psychosis. And that's where, literally, you get so bad that you end up either hurting the baby or killing yourself.

  Author: Marie Osmond

• There are some great questions to ask your doctor. If he says 'no,' then you find yourself a different doctor. There really has to be a change in how we medically look at women at this time. I mean, this is not just baby gloom.

  Author: Marie Osmond

• I think they've been baby bummers.

  Author: Suze Orman

• We're not going to baby sit a civil war.

  Author: Barack Obama

• I've got two daughters. 9 years old and 6 years old. I am going to teach them first of all about values and morals. But if they make a mistake, I don't want them punished with a baby.

  Author: Barack Obama

• I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film.

  Author: Jack Nicholson

• It's extraordinary to look into a baby's face and see a piece of your flesh and your spirit. It makes you realize you are a part of the human race.

  Author: Liam Neeson

• A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers.

  Author: Kevin Nealon

• Every new baby is a blind desperate vote for survival: people who find themselves unable to register an effective political protest against extermination do so by a biological act.

  Author: Lewis Mumford

• I achieved something specially different with Love To Love You Baby and I Feel Love. These songs will endure.

  Author: Giorgio Moroder

• I said I would get better with each baby, and I have.

  Author: Demi Moore

• We're drinking my friend, To the end of a brief episode, Make it one for my baby, And one more for the road.

  Author: Johnny Mercer

• You must have been a beautiful baby, 'Cos baby just look at you now.

  Author: Johnny Mercer

• And when our baby stirs and struggles to be born it compels humility: what we began is now its own.

  Author: Margaret Mead

• It really comes down to Mick. He's the one who was constantly trying to get these five people in one room together. This is his love, his baby. It's his band, and there's nothing more he loves to do than get up on stage and play with us.

  Author: Christine McVie

• I got married because I fell in love with this woman. I had a baby with her because we wanted to have children. But that's not because of some philosophical ideal at all, no.

  Author: Ewan McGregor

• A lady is smarter than a gentleman, maybe, she can sew a fine seam, she can have a baby, she can use her intuition instead of her brain, but she can't fold a paper in a crowded train.

  Author: Phyllis McGinley

• Patients would come in and say, Well, my baby is going to have a cleft palate. I'm going like, that's not a reason. And the doctor would do the abortion.

  Author: Norma McCorvey

• I met Cynthia when I was 12, proposed at 16, became engaged at 17, married her at 19 and we had a baby when I was 20. If extra work could pay for a lot of diapers, that was for me.

  Author: Kent McCord

• We have long passed the Victorian Era when asterisks were followed after a certain interval by a baby.

  Author: W. Maugham

• All the evidence that we have indicates that it is reasonable to assume in practically every human being, and certainly in almost every newborn baby, that there is an active will toward health, an impulse towards growth, or towards the actualization.

  Author: Abraham Maslow

• I feel it's like being a kid and dressing up, because that's what Baby Jane is.

  Author: Millicent Martin

• A child born to a Black mother in a state like Mississippi... has exactly the same rights as a white baby born to the wealthiest person in the United States. It's not true, but I challenge anyone to say it is not a goal worth working for.

  Author: Thurgood Marshall

• I have a little baby. She knows who I am. My friends know. My family knows.

  Author: Marla Maples

• Carrying a baby is the most rewarding experience a woman can enjoy.

  Author: Jayne Mansfield

• We had to go all through the night thinking that our baby was dead. When God showed him to us, he wasn't dead, he was sucking his thumb. God had him safe and sound. He is a miracle. He is so healthy, so perfect, and God has really, really blessed us.

  Author: Barbara Mandrell

• The difference between writing a book and being on television is the difference between conceiving a child and having a baby made in a test tube.

  Author: Norman Mailer

• When you're 22 or 23, you think the world revolves around you, and I felt that way for a long time. But I just turned 30, and I love it! You realize, 'Whoa, baby, you ain't all that.' And you're not! You're just a woman out there doing something she loves.

  Author: Jamie Luner

• I had friends of mine tell me they had a baby, and I didn't even know they were pregnant.

  Author: Josh Lucas

• The ability and desire to transform the mundane materials at hand that we both bring into the collaboration well beyond the sum total of the parts - to birth a new baby neither of us could claim single parentage of.

  Author: Gary Lucas

• Once I showed up at my sister's with a baby rabbit I had bought from some children because its ears were cold. I put the rabbit on a hot water bottle and massaged its ears for quite a while. After all, I knew that all healthy animals had warm ears.

  Author: Juliette Low

• My father always wanted to be the corpse at every funeral, the bride at every wedding and the baby at every christening.

  Author: Alice Longworth

• For support, I fall back on my heart. Has a man any fault a woman cannot weave with and try to change into something better, if the god her man prays to is a mother holding a baby?

  Author: Haniel Long

• I was this guy who'd been racing around down there, on that field in 1999, running straight over people, scoring tries, winning games, having fun. And I ended up so sick I couldn't even run past a little baby.

  Author: Jonah Lomu

• We got off the Clash of the Titans tour and I said that my wife and I were working on having a baby and sure enough we found out that she was pregnant. So I told them nine months in advance that I wasn't going to tour in September so I could witness the birth of my first son.

  Author: Dave Lombardo

• When I look in the mirror I see the girl I was when I was growing up, with braces, crooked teeth, a baby face and a skinny body.

  Author: Heather Locklear

• Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a brand new baby daughter. It's all part of Woody's plan to grow his own wives.

  Author: David Letterman

• Nikki lives around the corner from me and I see him all the time. We talk a lot, and of course we're still friends. That was our baby, Motley Crue, we put that band together.

  Author: Tommy Lee

• I'm always happy when I'm cleaning, and besides, I had just found out that I was going to have a baby.

  Author: Peggy Lee

• Loving a baby is a circular business, a kind of feedback loop. The more you give the more you get and the more you get the more you feel like giving.

  Author: Penelope Leach

• Sure, they were simple desk lamps with only a minimal amount of movement, but you could immediately tell that Luxo Jr. was a baby, and that the big one was his mother. In that short little film, computer animation went from a novelty to a serious tool for filmmaking.

  Author: John Lasseter

• I have hardly seen my baby for six weeks; have been at the office from nine A.M. to eleven P.M. regularly.

  Author: Franklin Lane

• When I was a kid, I was surrounded by girls: older sisters, older girl cousins just down the street... except for an older boy named Vito who threw rocks. Each year I would wish for a baby brother. It never happened.

  Author: Wally Lamb

• Your baby only needs a lot of light at night if he's reading or he's entertaining guests.

  Author: Lawrence Kutner

• Since I had the baby I can't tolerate anything violent or sad, I saw the Matrix and I had my eyes closed through a lot of it, though I didn't need to. I would peek, and then think, oh OK, I can see that.

  Author: Lisa Kudrow

• Then to have your baby playing at the school you played at and having him play well is a special treat.

  Author: Jerry Kramer

• A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

  Author: Ronald Knox

• We wanted a supporting cast that would appeal to Baby Boomers who grew up in the fifties.

  Author: Randal Kleiser

• I think I would be very sad if I wasn't able to have a baby.

  Author: Nicole Kidman

• Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

  Author: Jean Kerr

• I played Baby New Year. When everybody started hollering and throwing confetti, I thought it was for me.

  Author: Frederick Kelly

• For me, there's a big difference between having a baby in your 20s and having a baby in your 40s.

  Author: Jane Kaczmarek

• At the age of 16 I was already dreaming of having a baby because I felt myself to be an adult, but my mum forbid it. Right now, I feel like a teenager and I want to have fun for one or two more years before starting a family.

  Author: Milla Jovovich

• My dad taught me true words you have to use in every relationship. Yes, baby.

  Author: Star Jones

• If you want a midget to look like a baby, don't put a cigar in his mouth.

  Author: Chuck Jones

• A baby changes your dinner party conversation from politics to poops.

  Author: Maurice Johnstone

• Yes, and when I had Aaron, he left me, and I didn't know how to raise a child. And I wasn't close to my parents, and because I was too proud to go to my parents for help, I mistreated that little baby. I didn't want a baby.

  Author: Lynn Johnston

• Only because The Runaways were my baby and there's no reason to get it back together except to totally have fun. If that's not the goal, then I don't want to do it.

  Author: Joan Jett

• You get quick money, it's beautiful, there's sunshine, but at the end of the day, you find out it's all a masquerade, baby. It's not what it seems.

  Author: Wyclef Jean

• On October 28th, 1887, I became the mother of a girl baby, the very image of its father, at least that is what he said, but who has the temper of its mother.

  Author: Calamity Jane

• Baby, black promoters oppressed me before white promoters ever got hold of me. Don't talk skin to me.

  Author: Mahalia Jackson

• I am the baby in the family, and I always will be. I am actually very happy to have that position. But I still get teased. I don't mind that.

  Author: Janet Jackson

• When the baby dies, On every side Rose stranger's voices, hard and harsh and loud. The baby was not wrapped in any shroud. The mother made no sound. Her head was bowed That men's eyes might not see Her misery.

  Author: Helen Jackson

• And you know, the baby boomers are getting older, and those off the rack clothes are just not fitting right any longer, and so, tailor-made suits are coming back into fashion.

  Author: Amy Irving

• Our country also hungers for leadership to ensure the long-term survival of our Social Security system. With 70 million baby boomers in this country on the verge of retirement, we need to take action to shore up the system.

  Author: Kay Hutchison

• Blues means what milk does to a baby. Blues is what the spirit is to the minister. We sing the blues because our hearts have been hurt, our souls have been disturbed.

  Author: Alberta Hunter

• My generation had to be taken seriously because we were stopping things and burning things. We were able to initiate change, because we had such vast numbers. We were part of the baby boom, and when we moved, everything moved with us.

  Author: John Hughes

• The worst feature of a new baby is its mother's singing.

  Author: Kin Hubbard

• My earliest acting memory is making up a play for my mom and dad called The Lonesome Baby. I have no idea what The Lonesome Baby was about. I just remember the title. But I'm sure it was an epic.

  Author: Jane Horrocks

• I wanted to make a human monster. His name is Coffin Baby. The idea is based on a group of people from Pasadena whose names I can't mention. His mother died and during the funeral, this baby came out of her in the coffin.

  Author: Tobe Hooper

• Don't threaten me with love, baby. Let's just go walking in the rain.

  Author: Billie Holiday

• I mean, I don't think I'm alone when I look at the homeless person or the bum or the psychotic or the drunk or the drug addict or the criminal and see their baby pictures in my mind's eye. You don't think they were cute like every other baby?

  Author: Dustin Hoffman

• I slept like a baby the night before, because I knew that I'd win the next day.

  Author: Bernard Hinault

• I talk in that baby talk voice when I'm on TV, it's a put on.

  Author: Paris Hilton

• Yes, I've kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that's it. I don't go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot.

  Author: Paris Hilton

• Nobody outside of a baby carriage or a judge's chamber believes in an unprejudiced point of view.

  Author: Lillian Hellman

• From the time that I can remember, I worked to make money - either baby-sitting, or one year wrapping gifts at a department store at Christmas, so I could have my own money.

  Author: Christie Hefner

• Babies don't need fathers, but mothers do. Someone who is taking care of a baby needs to be taken care of.

  Author: Amy Heckerling

• We needed time off from each other after our last tour because there was a lot of personal stuff we had to take care of. Eddie needed hip replacement surgery. Al needed his back worked on. And I was going to have a baby.

  Author: Sammy Hagar

• The reason I didn't fly over from Maui at their beck and call is my wife was about to have a baby at any time. Those guys knew that. These guys would not compromise and meet me halfway.

  Author: Sammy Hagar

• TV is not a baby sitter.

  Author: Luis Guzman

• I don't like my hockey sticks touching other sticks, and I don't like them crossing one another, and I kind of have them hidden in the corner. I put baby powder on the ends. I think it's essentially a matter of taking care of what takes care of you.

  Author: Wayne Gretzky

• I understood once I held a baby in my arms, why some people have the need to keep having them.

  Author: Spalding Gray

• Research has shown that a barren environment is much more damaging to baby animals than it is to adult animals. It does not hurt the adult animals the same way it damages babies.

  Author: Temple Grandin

• Well, the big elephant in the whole system is the baby boomer generation that marches through like a herd of elephants. And we begin to retire in 2008.

  Author: Lindsey Graham

• I felt we really couldn't be separated that much. I'd had a baby, and I was traveling and working alone while he was in the Army. It was very difficult-the phone calls and all of that. I really was very depressed.

  Author: Eydie Gorme

• I was just watching baby videos of me and I was obviously an exhibitionist.

  Author: Joseph Gordon-Levitt

• Only when human sorrows are turned into a toy with glaring colors will baby people become interested - for a while at least. The people are a very fickle baby that must have new toys every day.

  Author: Emma Goldman

• I'll always have a baby face.

  Author: Tracey Gold

• I have the most lovely, healthy bouncing baby, she was all very compact and the right size.

  Author: Anna Friel

• The doctors say it dates back to a film where I had these huge prosthetic breasts because my character was breast-feeding. The weight of them, and of the baby, did my back in.

  Author: Anna Friel

• We will spend more time in America, we're going to get a place in LA as hotels aren't great for the baby.

  Author: Anna Friel

• Well ironically my last three roles have all been a mother. One was a Canadian film where the baby was taken away because she is a drug addict, in Irish Jam I play a mother to a four year old. I think in the future I'll be able to handle the role with a lot more depth.

  Author: Anna Friel

• Christmas in Bethlehem. The ancient dream: a cold, clear night made brilliant by a glorious star, the smell of incense, shepherds and wise men falling to their knees in adoration of the sweet baby, the incarnation of perfect love.

  Author: Lucinda Franks

• Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door.

  Author: Jeff Foxworthy

• Here we have a baby. It is composed of a bald head and a pair of lungs.

  Author: Eugene Field

• When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters.

  Author: Dakota Fanning

• I took Bobby Kennedy through the delta and he cried like a baby.

  Author: Charles Evers

• For me, one I love the 80's, I love 80's music, I'm sort of a baby of the 80's, I grew up in the 80s.

  Author: Will Estes

• They are taking steps, but they are baby steps.

  Author: Julius Erving

• Babies control and bring up their families as much as they are controlled by them; in fact the family brings up baby by being brought up by him.

  Author: Erik Erikson

• I can remember when I was a baby and my mother was there watching the show. I went and bought 100 episodes and watched them. I respect it so much that the sitcom itself and Ed Norton; I'm not playing Ed Norton but my version of it, cause I'm a black man.

  Author: Mike Epps

• It'd be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren't kids who look up to me, but my responsibility is not to them. I'm not a baby sitter.

  Author: Eminem

• Writing a novel without being asked seems a bit like having a baby when you have nowhere to live.

  Author: Lucy Ellman

• If you desire to drain to the dregs the fullest cup of scorn and hatred that a fellow human being can pour out for you, let a young mother hear you call dear baby "it."

  Author: T. Eliot

• If the feminist program goes to pieces on the arrival of the first baby, it's false and useless.

  Author: Crystal Eastman

• I'd like to be taller. I'd like my baby fat to leave.

  Author: Kirsten Dunst

• Our baby is safe, and it's just a house.

  Author: Jennifer Dunn

• A torn rotator cuff is a cancer for a pitcher and if a pitcher gets a badly torn one, he has to face the facts, it's all over baby.

  Author: Don Drysdale

• The thing that stood out above and beyond all the experiences was this relationship with the nine-month-old baby. On weekends, I'd be thinking about going back to set on Monday just to see the baby.

  Author: Vin Diesel

• It is a pleasant thing to reflect upon, and furnishes a complete answer to those who contend for the gradual degeneration of the human species, that every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last.

  Author: Charles Dickens

• 'Tis love that makes the world go round, my baby.

  Author: Charles Dickens

• A man is not complete until he has seen the baby he has made.

  Author: Sammy Davis, Jr.

• It's been crazy trying to tour with a baby. But it's actually working out okay.

  Author: Caroline Corr

• Roger. Clear the tower. I got a pitch and a roll program, and this baby's really going.

  Author: Pete Conrad

• The husbands, who sometimes have another family who's grown, are going, Now I can spend time with my baby. Oh yeah, I bet your other family is really thrilled.

  Author: Jackie Collins

• I have written 20 books, and each one is like having a baby. Writing is not easy; some people want to write books but just can't put a story together. I can put together a story that interests both me and my readers.

  Author: Jackie Collins

• A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it.

  Author: Frank Clark

• I now need to take a very aggressive approach to having a baby.

  Author: Connie Chung

• There is a kind of fear, approaching a panic, that's spreading through the Baby Boom Generation, which has suddenly discovered that it will have to provide for its own retirement.

  Author: Ron Chernow

• I remember when my mother pointed to a stone, and she said this was the kind of stone people used to place on the feet of the baby girls to stop them trying to climb away and unbind their feet.

  Author: Jung Chang

• Well, the first year I lost my voice I didn't mind so much because I was going to have a baby and I was distracted with him anyway, I didn't even think about it that much, well, OK, this is what's happening.

  Author: Rosanne Cash

• I can write, He floated up to the ceiling, and a baby rabbit came out of his pocket, grew wings, and flew away. And you will believe that it really happened. That's magic, isn't it?

  Author: Humphrey Carpenter

• I am glad to go with my wife and baby boy.

  Author: Alex Campbell

• So, I'm lying on the couch and Laura walks in and I say, 'Free at last,' and she says 'You're free all right, you're free to do the dishes.' So I say, 'You're talking to the former president, baby,' and she said, 'consider this your new domestic policy agenda.'

  Author: George Bush

• I might run from her for a thousand years and she is still my baby child. Our love is so furious that we burn each other out.

  Author: Richard Burton

• Today, Medicare provides health insurance to about 40 million seniors and disabled individuals each year. The number is only expected to grow as the baby boomers begin retiring.

  Author: Jim Bunning

• Having a baby changes the way you view your in-laws. I love it when they come to visit now. They can hold the baby and I can go out.

  Author: Matthew Broderick

• I got introduced to audiobooks because of having a baby.

  Author: Susie Bright

• I was always musical - yelling when I was a baby, singing into a brush and singing in the shower.

  Author: Susan Boyle

• But, my dear, I knew when I was a baby what I wanted to do, and I'll tell you, kiddo, if you don't do what your heart tells you, you'll never be real.

  Author: Shirley Booth

• Ethiopia didn't just blow my mind; it opened my mind. Anyway, on our last day at this orphanage a man handed me his baby and said, 'Would you take my son with you?' He knew, in Ireland, that his son would live, and that in Ethiopia, his son would die.

  Author: Bono

• I'm saddened to see that everyone's pitched out the baby with the bath, in that we say that it can't be one or the other, it could be both. I mean, just because we listen to classical music doesn't mean that we can't listen to jazz.

  Author: Don Bluth

• Parenthood always comes as a shock. Postpartum blues? Postpartum panic is more like it. We set out to have a baby; what we get is a total take-over of our lives.

  Author: Polly Berends

• We can see that the baby is as much an instrument of nourishment for us as we are for him.

  Author: Polly Berends

• There is no dream of love, however ideal it may be, which does not end up with a fat, greedy baby hanging from the breast.

  Author: Charles Baudelaire

• If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland.

  Author: Dave Barry

• When a 12-year-old, a 13-year-old, so desperately wants a baby what she's looking for is the kind of unconditional love a child gives a mother and a mother gives a child.

  Author: Ellen Barkin

• I talked about adopting a baby when I was 20 years old, before it became 'hip.'

  Author: Tyra Banks

• Melanie is more of a disciplinarian with the little girl than me, probably because it's my first baby. She gets everything easy from Papa. I am more weak. She takes advantage of me.

  Author: Antonio Banderas

• My dad was the baby. When he was born they were already successful. They sent him to business school - he probably would have loved to have been a poet or a writer or something, and he was very creative.

  Author: Bob Balaban

• A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again.

  Author: Enid Bagnold

• When a baby is in the room with two women, and one is considered more beautiful than the other, the infant's eyes will go to the more beautiful one.

  Author: Susan Anton

• Being a father, well, I don't know if this is a change, but it makes me want to get out of here faster. Get off the clock. Just 'cause the baby is my reason for living, my reason for coming to work.

  Author: Richard Anderson

• I got a hundred bucks says my baby beats Pete's baby. I just think genetics are in my favour.

  Author: Andre Agassi

• I prefer to sing in the shower because the acoustics make you sound great, baby.

  Author: Naima Adedapo

• I stand on the sidewalk watching it because the responsibility is mine and I must, I take a very firm hold on the handles of the baby carriage and I wheel it into the traffic.

  Author: Grace Abbott

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