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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
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Frank Zappa
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For drink, there was beer which was very strong when not mingled with water, but was agreeable to those who were used to it. They drank this with a reed, out of the vessel that held the beer, upon which they saw the barley swim.
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Xenophon
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Had an awesome time. You tell me to show up and all I have to do is drink beer, play guitar all day and I can lift weights and you're going to pay me for this!
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Zakk Wylde
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On the tour we get a case of beer on the bus every day from Ozzfest.
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Zakk Wylde
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I'm just worried that there's enough beer on the bus. That's the top priority at all times.
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Zakk Wylde
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We were sitting on the bus one day and there were 5 of us hanging out. There was only one beer left in the cooler and we actually all took a little cup and split it. It was a pathetic day in a rock and roll when five grown men have to be sitting there sharing a beer.
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Zakk Wylde
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You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish.
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Grant Wood
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Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
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Kaiser Wilhelm
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There were years when I was a beer and tequila guy, then I got real fat. And then I found that you could actually go on a diet and drink scotch. Then I got hooked on scotch, and if you get hooked on scotch, then everything else just tastes wrong.
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Ron White
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I drank beer, and I had a career year.
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David Wells
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The big compliment came from the beer drinkers who didn't know me. They wouldn't drink or move when I sang. If they had their glasses in mid-air, the glasses wouldn't come down.
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Ethel Waters
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Paul Newman's an old friend of ours out of Cleveland, Ohio. He used to sit around our house. He's the only man I've ever known to drink a case of beer all by himself. That's talent in a way.
Author:
Lew Wasserman
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I doing casual labor by the day. They wouldn't pay you until the next morning. There was a bar that would cash your check if you bought a beer first. A lot of guys never left until they'd drunk up all their money.
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Fred Ward
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The goal is to give people a free encyclopedia to every person in the world, in their own language. Not just in a 'free beer' kind of way, but also in the free speech kind of way.
Author:
Jimmy Wales
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I've only been in love with a beer bottle and a mirror.
Author:
Sid Vicious
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I have a beer belly.
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Christy Turlington
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Rugby is great. The players don't wear helmets or padding; they just beat the living daylights out of each other and then go for a beer. I love that.
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Joe Theismann
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In my opinion, most of the great men of the past were only there for the beer - the wealth, prestige and grandeur that went with the power.
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A. Taylor
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What I like about playing America is you can be pretty sure you're not going to get hit with a full can of beer when you're singing and I really enjoy that!
Author:
Joe Strummer
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Is it in the best interest of baseball to sell beer in the ninth inning? Probably not. The rule has got to be more clearly defined. And then some process should be set up where the judge is not also the appeals judge.
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George Steinbrenner
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There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea.
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Gary Snyder
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Black music has become a commercial commodity. Live performances are not so accessible as they were previously. It use to be possible to go to the bar on the corner and hear music. It was available for a fifteen cent beer.
Author:
Archie Shepp
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God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer.
Author:
Anne Sexton
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Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer.
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Arnold Schwarzenegger
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I'm more of a guy's girl. I like having a beer in a bar, and I don't bicker or sit down and do my nails. But I have two sisters and a mother, and we're Latin, so we gossip.
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Zoe Saldana
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I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.
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Babe Ruth
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As far as my street cred goes, I'll always have that, because I always hang with the kids. I'll jump right off the stage and buy them a beer. I'll be a star on stage, but I'll always hang with the kids.
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Kid Rock
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I'd like us to deliver a little message to all the men still out there who think it's the '50s, and coming home simply means watching television with a beer.
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Patricia Richardson
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We're basically after Joe's beer money, and Joe likes his beer, so you better make sure that what you give him is at least as pleasurable to him as having his six-pack of beer would be.
Author:
Jerry Pournelle
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It's always strange being a kid on the set, because you're treated like an equal when you're working. But then when you break, the other actors go back to their trailers to take naps and drink beer, and I have to, like, go do school.
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Natalie Portman
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He was a wise man who invented beer.
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Plato
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I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.
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Emo Philips
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We've had drive-by shootings. I've been spat on, slapped, shot at. One guy tried to stab me with a broken beer bottle. But the way we look at it, if people do the worst they can, we'll still wake up in glory.
Author:
Troy Perry
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Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer.
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Clementine Paddleford
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Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!
Author:
Bill Owen
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In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy summer. That's when I started to be interested in girls.
Author:
Ed O'Neill
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I'd loved to wear jeans and t-shirts, but everybody was in the peace movement back then. And that was my ploy. I had to be careful not to say things like 'I like meat.' Actually I just wanted to drink beer and to screw.
Author:
Ed O'Neill
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Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
Author:
Jack Nicholson
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My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid because they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts off and drinking ginger beer.
Author:
Mike Myers
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If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.
Author:
Dave Mustaine
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There will always be another group of kids going to college, drinking beer, and discovering that movie. Many of them have never even heard of SCTV.
Author:
Rick Moranis
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I was an anorexic, beer drinking, class cutting, doodling, shoplifting, skater chick that was into nature, art class, and the beach.
Author:
Rebecca Miller
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Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.
Author:
Don Marquis
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When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars - that's heaven here on earth.
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Bernie Mac
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I had never, ever drunk beer in high school, and by the time I got to Tech we were having these parties out in the cotton fields and getting so drunk. I was the champion beer drinker; suddenly I was pouring it down my throat... Insane! Insane!
Author:
Bob Livingston
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The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. They need it - they're the ones falling down the most.
Author:
Jay Leno
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I would change policy, bring back natural grass and nickel beer. Baseball is the belly-button of our society. Straighten out baseball, and you straighten out the rest of the world.
Author:
Bill Lee
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Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
Author:
Henry Lawson
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Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses? Girls are so much prettier.
Author:
Marie Laurencin
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Since the outbreak of war, there has been in our country a steady increase in the consumption of spirits, wine and beer. It is estimated that in dollar volume, the annual outlay is now practically double what it was before the war.
Author:
William King
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You know I love pot, and I love beer, but I am totally sober, just because it completely stopped working for me.
Author:
Anthony Kiedis
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Very intense first summer out, to be 18 years old and never having gone on a date, never having smoked a cigarette, never had a drink, even a sip of beer, never kissed a girl, all of those things. It made for a fairly intense first year out.
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Peter Jurasik
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When you are on tour in the UK it takes a few hours to get anywhere. A lot of the time you can have a beer, close your eyes for two minutes, and then you are there. In the U.S. it is much more like a road trip as all the cities are so spread apart.
Author:
Kelly Jones
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I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years.
Author:
Samuel Jackson
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They who drink beer will think beer.
Author:
Washington Irving
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I'd like to have a beer-holder on my guitar like they have on boats.
Author:
James Hetfield
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Well, as I understand it, the main supporters are beer companies and the pharmaceutical companies. I'd like them to show me the dead bodies from marijuana. But they can't because there aren't any.
Author:
Jack Herer
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Whiskey's to tough, Champagne costs too much, Vodka puts my mouth in gear. I hope this refrain, Will help me explain, As a matter of fact, I like beer.
Author:
Tom Hall
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But a year before that, I was starting to drink beer on the set of the film Lucas (1986).
Author:
Corey Haim
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We don't have to go that far to sell our beer because our immediate accounts sell so much. Places that sold 10 cases before, now they're selling 30.
Author:
Paul Graham
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I'm a meat girl and I just love having a beer.
Author:
Jill Goodacre
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He asked if I was a songwriter, and I said yeah, that I was in town because I'd won this contest. He said, okay, then he was gonna play me his hit, and started singing 'When it's time to relax, one beer stands clear... '
Author:
Arthur Godfrey
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When we did the sign outside, we did not do the cigarette or the mug of beer because it was going to be outside. I wasn't sure if the city would object.
Author:
John Gates
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Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
Author:
Kinky Friedman
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Some people wanted champagne and caviar when they should have had beer and hot dogs.
Author:
Dwight Eisenhower
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I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend.
Author:
Josh Duhamel
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You know, nobody eats in England. Three or four pints of English beer a night fills you. I can't say I'm very impressed with the food in America. it's all sort of bland. Like turkey sandwiches.
Author:
Anne Dudley
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I do like beer, but lately I've started drinking non-alcoholic beer and I like the taste of it and I don't get the alcohol, so that's a good alternative also.
Author:
Mike Ditka
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Note, that yeast of good Beer, is better then that of Ale.
Author:
Kenelm Digby
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I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.
Author:
Johnny Depp
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We didn't have a garage to rehearse in. We had to aggravate the folks in the house. But I got a chance to play in a beer joint, and that's how it started.
Author:
Charlie Daniels
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I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer.
Author:
Johnny Damon
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I have respect for beer.
Author:
Russell Crowe
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It's mostly Mars Bars and peanuts and cheese and you go to the fridge and there's Red Bull and Beer. It's not like people are holding me down and pouring beer in my face.
Author:
Graham Coxon
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Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
Author:
Dan Castellaneta
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Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
Author:
Billy Carter
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Beer is not a good cocktail-party drink, especially in a home where you don't know where the bathroom is.
Author:
Billy Carter
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Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.
Author:
Billy Carter
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There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others.
Author:
Billy Carter
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I had this beer brewed just for me. I think its the best I ever tasted. And I've tasted a lot. I think you'll like it too.
Author:
Billy Carter
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Under the pressure of the cares and sorrows of our mortal condition, men have at all times, and in all countries, called in some physical aid to their moral consolations - wine, beer, opium, brandy, or tobacco.
Author:
Edmund Burke
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It was my first scene. My first day. We could have started with me drinking a beer, something a little less than having Barbies touching each other. But they started with that.
Author:
Gisele Bundchen
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There's something sexy about a gut. Not a 400-pound beer gut, but a little paunch. I love that.
Author:
Sandra Bullock
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They drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around; I drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around.
Author:
Larry Brown
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I simply went down there to catch up with an old mate of mine, who owns the place. He's the one who wrote the book on the place, but no, no movie, just a beer.
Author:
Bryan Brown
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I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand.
Author:
Charles Bronson
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For the second straight year, craft beer is the fastest growing segment of the U.S. alcoholic beverage industry. In 2005, craft beer experienced a 9 percent increase in volume, nearly triple that of the growth experienced in the wine and spirits industry.
Author:
Sherwood Boehlert
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Banks' beer. There's nothing like it! To Brazil. And to Barbados justice.
Author:
Ronald Biggs
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I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except that which makes the roads safer, the beer stronger, the food cheaper and the old men and old women warmer in the winter and happier in the summer.
Author:
Brendan Behan
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Author:
Dave Barry
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A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego.
Author:
Roseanne Barr
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I sat backstage and had a beer with Richard Chamberlain, Paul Newman, and Princess Grace.
Author:
Christopher Atkins
