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You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team, or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.
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Frank Zappa
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For drink, there was beer which was very strong when not mingled with water, but was agreeable to those who were used to it. They drank this with a reed, out of the vessel that held the beer, upon which they saw the barley swim.
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Xenophon
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On the tour we get a case of beer on the bus every day from Ozzfest.
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Zakk Wylde
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I'm just worried that there's enough beer on the bus. That's the top priority at all times.
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Zakk Wylde
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You can do anything with beer that you can do with wine. Beer is great for basting or marinating meat and fish.
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Grant Wood
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Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world.
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Kaiser Wilhelm
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I drank beer, and I had a career year.
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David Wells
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The big compliment came from the beer drinkers who didn't know me. They wouldn't drink or move when I sang. If they had their glasses in mid-air, the glasses wouldn't come down.
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Ethel Waters
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I have a beer belly.
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Christy Turlington
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I learned early to drink beer, wine and whiskey. And I think I was about 5 when I first chewed tobacco.
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Babe Ruth
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As far as my street cred goes, I'll always have that, because I always hang with the kids. I'll jump right off the stage and buy them a beer. I'll be a star on stage, but I'll always hang with the kids.
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Kid Rock
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He was a wise man who invented beer.
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Plato
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I was at a bar nursing a beer. My nipple was getting quite soggy.
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Emo Philips
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Beer is the Danish national drink, and the Danish national weakness is another beer.
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Clementine Paddleford
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Give a man a beer, waste an hour. Teach a man to brew, and waste a lifetime!
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Bill Owen
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In the summer we graduated we flipped out completely, drinking beer, cruising in our cars and beating up each other. It was a crazy summer. That's when I started to be interested in girls.
Author:
Ed O'Neill
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Beer, it's the best damn drink in the world.
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Jack Nicholson
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My parents would read those books to me as well but they used to make me starving when I was a kid because they were always eating ham sandwiches with the crusts off and drinking ginger beer.
Author:
Mike Myers
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If you guys are going to be throwing beer bottles at us, at least make sure they're full.
Author:
Dave Mustaine
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There will always be another group of kids going to college, drinking beer, and discovering that movie. Many of them have never even heard of SCTV.
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Rick Moranis
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Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into.
Author:
Don Marquis
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Beer makes you feel the way you ought to feel without beer.
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Henry Lawson
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Why should I paint dead fish, onions and beer glasses? Girls are so much prettier.
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Marie Laurencin
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Very intense first summer out, to be 18 years old and never having gone on a date, never having smoked a cigarette, never had a drink, even a sip of beer, never kissed a girl, all of those things. It made for a fairly intense first year out.
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Peter Jurasik
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I never had one beer. If I bought a six-pack of beer, I kept drinking till all six beers were gone. You have to have that kind of understanding about yourself. I haven't had a drink now in 12 years.
Author:
Samuel Jackson
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They who drink beer will think beer.
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Washington Irving
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I'd like to have a beer-holder on my guitar like they have on boats.
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James Hetfield
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Well, as I understand it, the main supporters are beer companies and the pharmaceutical companies. I'd like them to show me the dead bodies from marijuana. But they can't because there aren't any.
Author:
Jack Herer
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But a year before that, I was starting to drink beer on the set of the film Lucas (1986).
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Corey Haim
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When we did the sign outside, we did not do the cigarette or the mug of beer because it was going to be outside. I wasn't sure if the city would object.
Author:
John Gates
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I'm an old-fashioned guy... I want to be an old man with a beer belly sitting on a porch, looking at a lake or something.
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Johnny Depp
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We didn't have a garage to rehearse in. We had to aggravate the folks in the house. But I got a chance to play in a beer joint, and that's how it started.
Author:
Charlie Daniels
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I'm gaining weight the right way: I'm drinking beer.
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Johnny Damon
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I have respect for beer.
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Russell Crowe
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Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
Author:
Dan Castellaneta
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Paintings are like a beer, only beer tastes good and it's hard to stop drinking beer.
Author:
Billy Carter
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Yes, sir. I'm a real Southern boy. I got a red neck, white socks, and Blue Ribbon beer.
Author:
Billy Carter
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There is no such thing as a bad beer. It's that some taste better than others.
Author:
Billy Carter
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I had this beer brewed just for me. I think its the best I ever tasted. And I've tasted a lot. I think you'll like it too.
Author:
Billy Carter
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It was my first scene. My first day. We could have started with me drinking a beer, something a little less than having Barbies touching each other. But they started with that.
Author:
Gisele Bundchen
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They drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around; I drink a lotta beer, do a lotta riding around.
Author:
Larry Brown
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I simply went down there to catch up with an old mate of mine, who owns the place. He's the one who wrote the book on the place, but no, no movie, just a beer.
Author:
Bryan Brown
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I look like the kind of guy who has a bottle of beer in my hand.
Author:
Charles Bronson
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Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Author:
Dave Barry
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I sat backstage and had a beer with Richard Chamberlain, Paul Newman, and Princess Grace.
Author:
Christopher Atkins
