Quotes on Coffee

Our culture runs on coffee and gasoline, the first often tasting like the second.

Author: Edward Abbey

I began wearing hats as a young lawyer because it helped me to establish my professional identity. Before that, whenever I was at a meeting, someone would ask me to get coffee.

Author: Bella Abzug

Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.

Author: Alphonse Allais

In the morning we received some very thin coffee. For lunch we had potato soup with a few pieces of meat in it, in the evening we had a very thin meat soup with some potatoes in it.

Author: Leon Askin

I like my coffee light.

Author: Elizabeth Banks

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling.

Author: Dave Barry

Almost all my middle-aged and elderly acquaintances, including me, feel about 25, unless we haven't had our coffee, in which case we feel 107.

Author: Martha Beck

Coffee and cigarettes, that's one of my weaknesses.

Author: Jason Behr

Coffee and smoking are the last great addictions.

Author: Lara Boyle

I wake up some mornings and sit and have my coffee and look out at my beautiful garden, and I go, 'Remember how good this is. Because you can lose it.'

Author: Jim Carrey

Coffee on an airplane always smells bad. Whenever it is served, suddenly the whole cabin stinks of it.

Author: Jonathan Carroll

Never drink black coffee at lunch; it will keep you awake all afternoon.

Author: Jilly Cooper

Starbucks goes to a great effort, and pays twice as much for its coffee as its competitors do, and is very careful to help coffee producers in developing countries grow coffee without pesticides and in ways that preserve forest structure.

Author: Jared Diamond

Once you wake up and smell the coffee, it's hard to go back to sleep.

Author: Fran Drescher

Townes van Zandt is the best songwriter in the whole world and I'll stand on Bob Dylan's coffee table in my cowboy boots and say that.

Author: Steve Earle

A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.

Author: Paul Erdos

Coffee in England is just toasted milk.

Author: Christopher Fry

Too much coffee. Too much coffee and Gatorade. It's a hell of a mix. If you're ever tired in the morning, just try that mix, and tell me what you think.

Author: Kevin Garnett

I'm here to tell you the coffee was hot, the orange juice was cold, New York's still there and Reagan National is back.

Author: Jim Gilmore

When traveling with someone, take large does of patience and tolerance with your morning coffee.

Author: Helen Hayes

I bought an espresso maker and coffee maker and make them myself every day.

Author: Utada Hikaru

It seems to me that trying to live without friends is like milking a bear to get cream for your morning coffee. It is a whole lot of trouble, and then not worth much after you get it.

Author: Zora Hurston

A girl in a bikini is like having a loaded pistol on your coffee table - There's nothing wrong with them, but it's hard to stop thinking about it.

Author: Garrison Keillor

Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?

Author: Jean Kerr

Do you know how many calories are in butter and cheese and ice cream? Would you get your dog up in the morning for a cup of coffee and a donut?

Author: Jack LaLanne

I judge a restaurant by the bread and by the coffee.

Author: Burt Lancaster

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee.

Author: Abraham Lincoln

Good communication is just as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard to sleep after.

Author: Anne Lindbergh

I could serve coffee using my rear as a ledge.

Author: Jennifer Lopez

I like cappuccino, actually. But even a bad cup of coffee is better than no coffee at all.

Author: David Lynch

The Monmouth Coffee Shop is the best place in London.

Author: Kyle MacLachlan

I always have coffee without sugar, you know. Just cream.

Author: Vincente Minnelli

I'll quit coffee. It won't be easy drinking my Bailey's straight, but I'll get used to it. It'll still be the best part of waking up.

Author: Megan Mullally

A leaf fluttered in through the window this morning, as if supported by the rays of the sun, a bird settled on the fire escape, joy in the task of coffee, joy accompanied me as I walked.

Author: Anais Nin

So I did quit coffee and I did quit smoking. But I haven't managed that with drinking!

Author: Sharon Olds

When I wake up in the morning, I just can't get started until I've had that first, piping hot pot of coffee. Oh, I've tried other enemas.

Author: Emo Philips

I never drink coffee at lunch. I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon.

Author: Ronald Reagan

I can't sit around having coffee. I have all these appointments, and a lot of my friends sit around having coffee talking about the jobs they didn't get.

Author: Eva Saint

The centuries last passed have also given the taste important extension; the discovery of sugar, and its different preparations, of alcoholic liquors, of wine, ices, vanilla, tea and coffee, have given us flavors hitherto unknown.

Author: Jean Savarin

Starbucks represents something beyond a cup of coffee.

Author: Howard Schultz

China traditionally has been a tea-drinking country but we turned them into coffee drinkers.

Author: Howard Schultz

Good communication is as stimulating as black coffee, and just as hard.

Author: Anne Spencer

So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda.

Author: John Steinbeck

Natalie's estate is handled by Global Icons, and they police the world so her picture isn't on a T-shirt or coffee cup unless we approve of it.

Author: Robert Wagner

If I asked for a cup of coffee, someone would search for the double meaning.

Author: Mae West

I see the same coffee table everywhere. It's mass marketing.

Author: Douglas Wilson

When I get up, I have a cup of coffee, surf the Internet, then do a half-hour run.

Author: Katarina Witt

They say you can smoke 400 cigs a day and drink 20 cups of coffee, but you can't have a line or a drink again.

Author: Ron Wood

Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?

Author: Steven Wright

When life gives you lemons, trade them for espresso beans.

Author: Sophia Davis

When life hands you lemons, trade them for espresso and keep grinding.

Author: Samantha White

Life is only as good as the coffee you drink in the morning.

Author: Samantha Brown

Not all who wander are lost; some are simply on a quest for coffee.

Author: Olivia Anderson

May your coffee be strong, and your Monday be short.

Author: Laura Turner

In a world where you can be anything, be kind, unless it's before I've had my coffee.

Author: Jane Doe

Coffee isn't a drink; it's a hug in a mug.

Author: Laura Aitken

Do your squats and drink your coffee, because nobody cares about your latte

Author: Carrie Hemley

In a world full of mochas, be a cup of espresso - strong, bold, and unapologetically efficient.

Author: Alex Maynard

A strong coffee in the morning is not just a beverage, it's a statement that I am ready to conquer the day!

Author: Emma Smith

Don't 15-minute-break me, I need at least a double-shot-of-espresso break!

Author: Sandy Smith

Success is built on perseverance, consistency, and a splash of coffee.

Author: Sarah Scott

Nouage what? Oh, you meant 'knowledge!' Sorry, I had decaf this morning.

Author: Samantha White

Don't delay me, my coffee is waiting on time!

Author: Amelia Harcat

Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of coffee

Author: Laura Bennett

Behind every successful person is a cup of coffee

Author: Laura Bradford

Not all who wander are lost, some are just searching for the nearest coffee shop.

Author: Emma Smith

Coffee, because adulting is hard.

Author: Lindsay Bell

The path to success is paved with hard work and a few cups of coffee.

Author: Jane Doe

Success is like a cup of coffee; it brews a little better when faced with some cream and a dash of resilience.

Author: Julia Bennett

Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is interrupt your own boss to help hasn't he had enough coffee?

Author: Ego Yeager

Life is like a coffee; it's all in how you brew it that determines if it's a daily jolt or just a bitter tease.

Author: Oliver Brown

Life is like a cup of coffee—it's all about how you filter the chaos into clarity.

Author: Emily Foster

Life is like a coffee; I'm best enjoyed with a hint of humor and a touch of courage!

Author: Sarah Brewster