Quotes on Dumb

I really can't complain about actresses who get paid to be dumb. Most of us can't get paid to be smart.

Author: Aaron Allston

I do dumb stuff, like playing my favorite dumb Barry White song and lip-synching into the mirror so it looks like his voice is coming out of my mouth.

Author: Lynda Barry

I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid.

Author: Terry Bradshaw

Outside of dumb luck, the number one way serial killers are caught is through the help of the public.

Author: Pat Brown

I don't think you need to dumb down to a child, you merely have to be clear, you know?

Author: Mary Carpenter

I always said you have to be really smart or really dumb to play this game well. I just don't know where I fit in.

Author: Beth Daniel

Striving to tell his woes, words would not come; For light cares speak, when mighty griefs are dumb.

Author: Samuel Daniel

I'm stupid, I'm ugly, I'm dumb, I smell. Did I mention I'm stupid?

Author: Eminem

Well, first I studied piano. I wasn't very satisfied because I though my teachers were dumb... and repressive.

Author: Luc Ferrari

I believe that a scientist looking at nonscientific problems is just as dumb as the next guy.

Author: Richard Feynman

I always said it was to be dumb enough to do what Marlon Perkins said to do.

Author: Jim Fowler

It's a dumb question, because I don't look at things as a black director, just as a director, so ask me as a director first and we can segue into the colour thing later.

Author: Antoine Fuqua

When Andy died, I just drank to dumb my mind.

Author: Maurice Gibb

Innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm.

Author: Graham Greene

Innocence always calls mutely for protection when we would be so much wiser to guard ourselves against it: innocence is like a dumb leper who has lost his bell, wandering the world, meaning no harm.

Author: Graham Greene

I do know dumb-ass questions when I see dumb-ass questions.

Author: Orrin Hatch

Ditzy dumb blonde? I can be ditzy. I can be.

Author: Goldie Hawn

To make us a terrorist target in a region that is full of terrorism is dumb and unforgiveable.

Author: John Hewson

Maybe these kids are just too young and too dumb to know about the first 13. Maybe they can't comprehend that the Braves have only won one World Series in those 13 years.

Author: Tim Hudson

None of us are really dumb and none of us are really smart. We're in the middle.

Author: Daniel Johns

Heaven is dumb, echoing only the dumb.

Author: Franz Kafka

I remember working with Rod, though, on Chrysler Hour. I was too young and dumb to know that I was supposed to be scared of anybody or anything - like getting fired or anything like that.

Author: Sally Kellerman

I don't have to wait until the next morning to regret something I did that was kinda dumb.

Author: Bobby Knight

I'd played dumbasses a lot. On Mad About You, I played a very dumb waitress and they saw me.

Author: Lisa Kudrow

Newspapermen ask dumb questions. They look up at the sun and ask if it is shining.

Author: Sonny Liston

I'm a giraffe. I even walk like a giraffe with a long neck and legs. It's a pretty dumb animal, mind you.

Author: Sophia Loren

However, we couldn't focus on the films much during the series because we're dumb. Individually we're smart guys, but together we're one big dumb guy, and couldn't concentrate on two things at once.

Author: Bruce McCulloch

We have to confront the very scary fact that the president is a moron. He's really dumb.

Author: Aaron McGruder

I'm really, really dumb about describing wine, but I like wine that's full-bodied and dry.

Author: Esai Morales

Too clever is dumb.

Author: Ogden Nash

I may be a dumb blonde, but I'm not that blonde.

Author: Patricia Neal

Don't dumb it down. The audience is smart and gets what you are doing.

Author: Bruce Paltrow

I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb... and I also know that I'm not blonde.

Author: Dolly Parton

My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.

Author: Joan Rivers

If a man is dumb, someone is going to get the best of him, so why not you? If you don't, you're as dumb as he is.

Author: Arnold Rothstein

Somebody gets to be smart and somebody gets to be dumb. If we win, it'll be because of the president. And if we lose, it'll be because of me.

Author: Karl Rove

Light troubles speak; the weighty are struck dumb.

Author: Lucius Seneca

Elvis is not so difficult as Johnny Cash because his voice is so distinctive. If you try to copy Johnny Cash, it's just going to sound dumb.

Author: Brian Setzer

We're not going to dumb down for them. They have to move up. They're the network and we're the show.

Author: Alia Shawkat

Everything was my fault. I was so dumb. But if I hadn't made the mistakes I made, I wouldn't have met the wonderful woman I've been married to for over 30 years, so I guess that makes the mistakes OK.

Author: Donald Sutherland

I don't believe in elitism. I don't think the audience is this dumb person lower than me. I am the audience.

Author: Quentin Tarantino

If someone's dumb enough to offer me a million dollars to make a picture, I'm certainly not dumb enough to turn it down.

Author: Elizabeth Taylor

I had to go to a mirror and look at it. I couldn't picture myself in my own head. I had no image beyond a stick figure. I wasn't a mean person as a kid, or dumb, and something has to be said to justify excluding you.

Author: Uma Thurman

It is just like man's vanity and impertinence to call an animal dumb because it is dumb to his dull perceptions.

Author: Mark Twain

If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter.

Author: George Washington

I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.

Author: Bill Watterson

With the exception of the New York Times, Fox news, and Lou Dobbs of CNN, and talk radio, the rest of the mainstream media has basically been silenced like a bunch of dumb monkeys.

Author: Curt Weldon