50 Quotes on Girlfriend

• My girlfriend claims that her last boyfriend was a better kisser than me and I have to admit, he is pretty good.

  Author: Dwight York

• When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes."

  Author: Steven Wright

• On-screen relationships are the best because you don't have to worry about saying the wrong things. And if the guy's got a girlfriend, or I'm not attracted to him, it's even better. It's just my character kissing his character.

  Author: Alicia Witt

• Beauty magazines make my girlfriend feel ugly.

  Author: James Vega

• My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest.

  Author: Layne Staley

• My girlfriend at the time convinced me to send these songs to Cavity Search. When they wanted to put out my record I was totally shocked.

  Author: Elliott Smith

• I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?

  Author: Adam Sandler

• Doing Saturday Night Live definitely affects my relationship with my girlfriend and with my family, because you feel so much pressure to do well that night. But I think everyone's grown to accept that and so they give me my space at the show.

  Author: Adam Sandler

• Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD.

  Author: Joe Rogan

• Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that.

  Author: Usher Raymond

• I change my mind so much I need two boyfriends and a girlfriend.

  Author: Pink

• I asked my girlfriend, 'Will you marry me?' She said, 'We'll have to ask my father.' So we had a seance and Jack Ruby says, 'Hello!'

  Author: Emo Philips

• Getting plenty of sleep is always great. It really is. I have a girlfriend who's sending me a slant board.

  Author: Bernadette Peters

• I have a girlfriend, but I don't really want to talk about her. I won't name her. She isn't in show business, has nothing to do with it. So I'd rather just keep her out of it.

  Author: Luke Perry

• Leaving America is like losing twenty pounds and finding a new girlfriend.

  Author: Phil Ochs

• You know, the man of my dreams might walk round the corner tomorrow. I'm older and wiser and I think I'd make a great girlfriend. I live in the realm of romantic possibility.

  Author: Stevie Nicks

• Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don't love.

  Author: Jack Nicholson

• Even Tom Sawyer had a girlfriend and to talk about adults without talking about their sex drives is like talking about a window without glass.

  Author: Grace Metalious

• Our fans want us to be happy and if that means being married or having a girlfriend, they are okay with that. Of course, in this industry it is a bit harder to have normal relationships, but it is possible.

  Author: A. McLean

• If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart.

  Author: Ian Mckellen

• Not every problem someone has with his girlfriend is necessarily due to the capitalist mode of production.

  Author: Herbert Marcuse

• I couldn't feel good about myself hanging out in Armani clothes when my girlfriend can't even pay her heating bill. I'd feel foul and I'd be embarrassed.

  Author: Shirley Manson

• My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality.

  Author: Jay London

• My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings.

  Author: Jay London

• I loved the idea of Travolta sitting on the kid's swing, pining away for his girlfriend.

  Author: Randal Kleiser

• I saw a guy being really abusive to his girlfriend. She was asking people to help, but no one would. When he grabbed her, I tried to separate them, but he turned on me. I punched him and knocked him down. It wasn't a scandal; I was just doing what anybody should.

  Author: Timothy Hutton

• I think I'd make a pretty good girlfriend.

  Author: Vanessa Hudgens

• I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.

  Author: Mitch Hedberg

• He asked my girlfriend if we could come over and sing some of the songs that we had written, which we did. After he heard the songs, he said that he knew someone in the record business by the name of Bob Shad.

  Author: Phil Harris

• I fantasize about going back to high school with the knowledge I have now. I would shine. I would have a good time, I would have a girlfriend. I think that's where a lot of my pain comes from. I think I never had any teenage years to go back to.

  Author: Spalding Gray

• I studied German at school. I lived in Berlin for two years and had a German girlfriend for five years, so I don't find speaking German particularly difficult. Singing was slightly more difficult.

  Author: Martin Gore

• I don't know if it's how I speak or what it is about me that presents that sort of label, but I don't know how many times I have to be out in public with a girlfriend to stop that from being said.

  Author: Jeff Garcia

• I'm the biggest nerd - I love comic books and stuff like that! I don't have any friends who are actresses. I only had one girlfriend when I was growing up. Most of my friends were boys. I was such a tomboy. I enjoyed doing guy things.

  Author: Megan Fox

• I like being scared every now and then, I like the suspense and the thrills. Nothing like taking a girlfriend to a movie and holding her hand while she jumps.

  Author: Scott Foley

• My girlfriend and I rented a nice house on the river and I was there for about two and a half months, and we were just out of Alabama. I hardly got to see Alabama.

  Author: Albert Finney

• If you're a sports fan you realize that when you meet somebody, like a girlfriend, they kind of have to root for your team. They don't have a choice.

  Author: Jimmy Fallon

• I love football and beer and have a normal girlfriend.

  Author: Josh Duhamel

• I was reading through endless junk scripts that were being sent my way. Typically the roles were to play his wife or his girlfriend - leading roles for women were few and far between.

  Author: Roma Downey

• We are constantly protecting the male ego, and it's a disservice to men. If a man has any sensitivity or intelligence, he wants to get the straight scoop from his girlfriend.

  Author: Betty Dodson

• When I was twenty-two it was a lot harder to get hurt by women. It was easier for me to, you know, cheat on a girlfriend. I can't lie like that anymore.

  Author: Matt Dillon

• When we meet, I'm interested and I'm curious about what he's doing because he's burning a number from a client. And I'm like, 'Who is this?' and my girlfriend's like, 'That's a drug dealer. Stay away from him.'

  Author: Rosario Dawson

• As a little kid I had a girlfriend, and her boyfriend used to beat me up, so then I used to sing these songs, and that's what it's all about. Country music is all about your heart and your people and things like that.

  Author: Dick Dale

• Steadman! Any guy that's got Oprah as a girlfriend, I mean that's a good dude. I want to talk to him.

  Author: Billy Bush

• You know, I have guys that are almost stalkers... it is very strange. I had this one guy that e-mailed me off my site, and thought we were boyfriend and girlfriend. He then came to my house in London, I do not know how he found it.

  Author: Caprice Bourret

• When I was nine, I had this girlfriend and we used to have running races in the park. I wanted to be like Superman and fly in and rescue her.

  Author: Orlando Bloom

• At first I was always cast as the girlfriend. It was a long time before I got to play characters who were people.

  Author: Jacqueline Bisset

• That's a rule in the business. No tongue. You can't really get into it, otherwise, it's weird. I think that particular scene made his (Adam Brody) girlfriend jealous. There were issues.

  Author: Rachel Bilson

• I think the qualities I look for in a girl I'd like to be my girlfriend would be the way Lindsay's character is before she becomes a plastic. Very real.

  Author: Jonathan Bennett

• Girls had never been important. I'd had a girlfriend or two and had liked them a lot but it wasn't love, because my first love was tennis.

  Author: Boris Becker

• I still have not given up the idea of becoming a journalist, but at 17 I decided to follow my heart and stay in Los Angeles with my girlfriend as opposed to going to Johns Hopkins.

  Author: Mackenzie Astin

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