16 Quotes on Housework

• When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why.

  Author: Katharine Whitehorn

• Housework, if it is done right, can kill you.

  Author: John Skow

• Housework is the only activity at which men are allowed to be consistently inept because they are thought to be so competent at everything else.

  Author: Letty Pogrebin

• My parents were liberal intellectuals but even they expected me to stay at home and look after my younger siblings and do the housework.

  Author: Sara Paretsky

• If you are a writer you locate yourself behind a wall of silence and no matter what you are doing, driving a car or walking or doing housework you can still be writing, because you have that space.

  Author: Joyce Oates

• Housework is work directly opposed to the possibility of human self-actualization.

  Author: Ann Oakley

• You won't do any more housework? Then you go to the bin.

  Author: Kate Millett

• And, over the last thirty years we have seen men's participation in both housework and childcare has increased and women's have stayed at about the same.

  Author: James Levine

• Composing a piece of music is very feminine. It is sensitive, emotional, contemplative. By comparison, doing housework is positively masculine.

  Author: Barbara Kolb

• Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't done it.

  Author: Evan Esar

• Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?

  Author: Phyllis Diller

• I think housework is the reason most women go to the office.

  Author: Heloise Cruse

• There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four years the dirt doesn't get any worse.

  Author: Quentin Crisp

• Housework is a breeze. Cooking is a pleasant diversion. Putting up a retaining wall is a lark. But teaching is like climbing a mountain.

  Author: Fawn Brodie

• Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.

  Author: Erma Bombeck

• My theory on housework is, if the item doesn't multiply, smell, catch fire, or block the refrigerator door, let it be. No one else cares. Why should you?

  Author: Erma Bombeck

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