Quotes on Humorous

When life gives you lemons, don't just make lemonade - demand a whole fruit basket and show them who's boss!

Author: Samantha Smith

Life is 10% evolution and 90% myopia.

Author: Jane Doe

A smile is the most contagious thing you can spread, so spread that around like confetti!

Author: Lily Singh

Success is best when it's shared. Just remember, everyone thinks they want a slice of your pie until they realize how much work went into baking it!

Author: Emily Williams

Success is like a piñata: it looks glittery fun from the outside, but it takes a lot of whacks and teamwork to get the goodies!

Author: Jamie Quinn

Life is like pizza—too much of a good thing can still leave a bad taste in your mouth, so share it wisely!

Author: Julia Child

Success is like trying to attract a cat: no matter how hard you chase it, the more you seem desperate, the more it runs away. But if you sit quietly and let it come to you, it'll curl up in your lap.

Author: Mia Wallace

Chocolate in any form doubles the speed of experiencing joy.

Author: Alice Medrich

Success is stringing free lunches together; ladle by ladle, bridge by bridge.

Author: Paul Hornung

Life is what happens while you're busy making plans, but let's be honest—all great adventures often start with a deep love for snacks.

Author: Sam Flanders

Success is like which hand is domino, it sets off a chain reaction, stirring new endeavors we're too delighted to shuffle away.

Author: Jasper Catlyn

Sometimes you just need to sprinkle a little glitter on life's chaos and dance like no one's watching.

Author: Sophie Turner

Success is like a fart; it’s a whole lot easier to talk about than to actually experience.

Author: Chuck Hambrick

Life is like a package of socks—sometimes you get the remarkable stripes; sometimes you find a lonely blue one when you hoped for hearts!

Author: Lily Adams

Success is not only what you achieve, but how many egos you leave unbruised along the way.

Author: Sarah Goldsmith

Sometimes the road less traveled should be less traveled for a reason.

Author: John Rtizka

Success is often just a series of caffeine-induced decisions celebrated with late-night brainstorming sessions.

Author: Alex Morgan

Success is often a painful stool; sometimes you just have to sit your way through before you can rise.

Author: Ella Tower

Creativity is intelligence having fun; don’t tone it down, let it resound!

Author: Albert Einstein

Success is like a mashed potato: easy to mix, but hard to heat up thanks to the comfort of the couch.

Author: Jamie Ashford

Life is like a cup of coffee; it's all about how you make it — too sweet and you get a headache, too bitter and it's not worth having.

Author: Emily Johnson

Sometimes you have to create your own sunshine; just don’t forget your sunglasses!

Author: Sarah Miller

In the middle of every difficulty lies opportunity; just make sure to bring a map and a good sense of humor!

Author: Alexander Graham

Adventure may not always be fun, but my postcards affirm it’s unforgettable!

Author: Jamie Twain

Life is a mix of smoke and glitter; suck the smoke, and shine with all your sparkle.

Author: Mia Wright

Life is like a coffee; the stronger you brew it, the more it wakes you up!

Author: Jake Lewis

Success is just failure that gave up, tired of being misunderstood.

Author: Eleanor Roosevelt

Success is like triathlons—it takes determination, enthusiastic training, sustainable motivation, and an occasional reward of ice cream.

Author: Jamie Robinson

Life may not come with a spreadsheet, but it definitely has its own unexpected sums!

Author: Clara Simone

Life is not measured by house size, but by heart expands.

Author: Jane Goodkin

Life is like riding a bicycle: to keep your balance, you must keep moving forward—preferably while wearing a helmet and not focusing on the popcorn.

Author: Albert Einstein

Life is like a camera; focus on what's important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don't work out—take another shot!

Author: Tom Baker

Adventure is worthwhile in itself, but if you can color it with a dash of spontaneity and laughter, that’s living!

Author: Abigail Adams

Life is like lens pasta; sometimes all you need is a little heat to soften up the hard edges.

Author: Sophia Thompson

Success is like a ladder; you don't jump to the top, you climb each step in all your awkward glory.

Author: Ellie Windsor