Quotes on Humour

The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step...and probably a wrong turn eventually

Author: Lilly Singh

To find joy in the journey, you must first decide it’s not just about reaching the destination, but how many diversions you can fit along the way!

Author: Nora Henderson

Life is like a mathematics equation; it works out best when you add adventure, subtract haters, divide actions, and multiply chances.

Author: Maya Lin

Life is like a camera: Focus on what's important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don’t work out, take another shot!

Author: Ansel Adams

Life is like a camera: focus on what’s important, capture the good times, and if things don’t turn out… refresh it with a little retouching!

Author: Clara Stack

Creativity takes courage, but a lack of coffee makes even the bravest artist sit in silence.

Author: Henri Matisse

Success often comes to those who are too busy to be looking for it, or too busy trying to brush off any distractions — including unsolicited advice about time management.

Author: Donald Clark

Success is like a tent: it’s great when you’re inside, but you'll never know how big it is until you let someone in with you.

Author: Andy Parks

Life is too important to be taken seriously, so indulge in joy, laughter, and the occasional ice cream cone.

Author: Oscar Wilde

Life is like a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving... especially around the life-sized roundabout of puns!

Author: Albert Einstein

Success is like a cake: it’s not just about the slices you take, but the recipe you choose.

Author: Jamie Oliver

Success is walking from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm—like a Tetris genius racing against gravity.

Author: Winston Churchill

Life is like an onion: you peel off one layer at a time, and sometimes you cry. But remember, the core is still what was beautiful all along.

Author: John Keats

Success is merely the sum of small efforts, repeated day in and day out — much like eating a whole pizza: one slice at a time.

Author: Robert Jackson

Success is not measured by the destination reached but by the laughter shared along the way.

Author: Maya Angelou

Success is like coffee; it’s better brewed in strong mornings than simmered in worrisome nights.

Author: Alex Taylor

Success is like a delightful cake—enjoy making it, slice tight in the end, and don't be afraid to share!

Author: Sarah Hughes

Life is like writing a novel; it’s filled with plot twists, no chapters truly finish, and sometimes you just have to scrape the first draft.

Author: Emily Dickinson

Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving, unless of course, you pedal in reverse—then paradoxically, that means you're not going anywhere.

Author: Albert Einstein

Life is like a sandwich—whether you savor the fluff in the middle or focus entirely on the bread, it's up to you to choose how you bite!

Author: Carol Decker

Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is take a nap!

Author: Jason Fried

Success is just failure that forgot where it was going and took a few scenic detours.

Author: Jamie Bennett

Life is a waltz, twist and turn, but hold on tightly; it's much easier with someone else on your brisk dance floor.

Author: Jessica Meredith

Creativity doesn’t just run from an idea, it charged after it with a flaming sword.

Author: Alex Eubank

Success is like a restaurant menu; it's all about making the right choices from what's only offered today.

Author: Carly James

Success is like a dance; you might step on your own toes a few times, but eventually, you find your rhythm.

Author: Maya Angelou

Happiness is like a soap bubble; the more you chase it, the quicker it slips away. So sit back, relax, and watch new bursts of joy fly?’

Author: Marsha Baker

Life’s most magical moments happen when your perfect plan goes totally off-script!

Author: Sophie Turner

Success is like a made-up recipe; if it doesn’t challenge your skills, it's probably just toast.

Author: Emma Johnson

Success is a journey best measured in fun and learning, not just destinations and dollars.

Author: Kevin Roberts

Life is like a curious cat – it often goes off exploring, leaving only sweet impressions and a trail of learned lessons behind.

Author: Ella Hart

Success is not just the destination; it's often a series of unwarranted commercials aired between the episodes of our epic fail.

Author: Zoe Triber

Life may not always go according to plan, but every detour is just an adventure in disguise.

Author: Emma Whitmore

Success is giving your all, then finding out ‘your all’ had a bit more locked away—just like the chocolate stash you promise to share until dessert time.

Author: Zoe Robinson

Success is knowing when to cheese dine casually and when to prioritize your structure of pan-ing multihued influences.

Author: Bella Frost

Success is a snowman built by your perseverance; the harder you work, the less it melts.

Author: Jamie Altman

Life is whisky—you can't gather experience without a little mix of sweetness and fire.

Author: Hazel Ingram

Success is like a recipe; it takes creativity, a dash of courage, and a pinch of humor to make it truly memorable.

Author: Jamie Oliver

Success is like a fine broth; you have to let it simmer long enough to develop the richest flavor, but don't walk away – it could burn!

Author: Julia Child

Success is not the destination but the daring detour that makes it an adventure.

Author: Michael Scott

Success is the sum of efforts repeated day in and day out; think of it as your victory playlist being updated daily!

Author: Maya Santos

Life is like a camera; focus on what's important, capture the good times, develop from the old, and if things don't work out, take another shot.

Author: Ansel Adams

Success is just failure armed with a resilience and 10 cups of coffee!

Author: Jamie Mendez

Life is like a cupcake; it's messy, sweet, and usually earned only after making cupcakes from all the chaos!

Author: Lucy Baker

Success is often built on the toothbrush of our persistence; greatness just requires you not to lose it!

Author: Jared Sutherland

Life is like a needle; it may poke you at times, but it's the thread that keeps it stitched together.

Author: Emma Johnson

Life is multiple chapters, and the best plot twists usually happen when you stop counting the pages.

Author: Clara Thompson

Success is like a mathematical equation; sometimes you need to change your angle to fit in.

Author: Jamie Oliver

Believe you can and you're halfway there— the other half is finding some nice snacks for the journey ahead!

Author: Theodore Roosevelt

Success is like a salad—what counts is not just the ingredients, but how you dress it.

Author: Ava Greene

Adventures may be daunting, but a life without mischief is like a book with no plot.

Author: Amelia Archer

Success is falling nine times and getting up ten; it’s perfectly okay to have a few coffee breaks—in between.

Author: Mia Teradpolito

Success is like a GPS: you may take a few wrong turns, but at least it’ll insist you’re still ‘recalculating’!

Author: Clara Hart

Life is what happens when you're busy creating plans; so maybe renegotiate now and then!

Author: Jane Martin

Life is not a problem to be solved, but an adventure to be booked.

Author: Clara Owens

Creativity is intelligence having fun—so don’t forget to smile while calculating!

Author: Albert Einstein

Success is like a fart; it makes a lot of noise if you have it, but it’s better when it’s silent!

Author: Albert Einstein

In the end, it's not the ticket you buy for the ride, but the laughter you share along the way that counts.

Author: Ella Fitzgerald

Creating a masterpiece takes time—but remember, there’s no reason your casserole can't still sing out loud!

Author: Jamie Oliver

The road to success might be paved with mistakes, but that pavement is always a smoother ride when you bring a picnic!

Author: Lily Thompson

Life is like a sew-up job in a tent—you'll realize how made the stitches are only when the rain starts pouring.

Author: Maya Angelou

Embrace the glorious mess that you are, for within chaos lies the origin of creativity.

Author: Sara Lewis

Life is like a pineapple; sweet on the inside but prickly on the outside—pick it carefully!

Author: Emily Smith

Life's like a buffet; keep piling on the experiences and never order the same dish twice!

Author: Carol Ives

Success is like caffeine—it's a little bitter before it brews you something wonderful.

Author: Rachel Ruffin

Success is like a kangaroo; you have to hop through failure to make it bounce.

Author: Jenna Parker

Sometimes the hardest roads lead to the most beautiful destinations—hit the gas and enjoy the ride!

Author: Emma Jones

Confidence is important, but having no idea what you're doing? That’s when real creativity happens!

Author: Mia Yang

Life is like a camera: focus on what's important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don't matter — just take the shot.

Author: Nora Roberts

Success is like a garden; it requires patience, nurturing, and a little sabotage from weeds (sometimes even thy self!) to thrive.

Author: Clara Richards

Success is the ability to go from one failure to another with enthusiasm.

Author: Winston Churchill

Life may be full of challenges, but remember, diamonds are just plain old coal that learned to stay calm under pressure.

Author: Nora Roberts

Chase your dreams like the world is out of coffee; the more you pursue them, the funnier you become.

Author: Jenna Parker

Life is like navigating a river: sometimes you just have to float, laugh in the rapids, and avoid the rocks.

Author: Claraansson Witch

Success is not merely the destination; it's the premium parking spot you've earned to binge-watch the beauty of your journey.

Author: Bella Cross

Success doesn't come from what you do occasionally, but from what you do consistently—unless you consistently hit the snooze button.

Author: James Clear

Life is like a sandwich—always better when you have something good in between.

Author: Sam Smith

Life is.Patterned intelligence embellished with the colors of experience, evolving in every joyful stumble we take.

Author: Hugo Lindley

The secret to sparking creativity is to just look closely at the mundane and embellish it with a pinch of magic.

Author: Clara Brave

Adventure awaits those willing to measure life not in the breaths we take, but in the moments that leave us breathless.

Author: Jordan Nash

Adventure awaits not in destiny but in the steps you take after leaving your couch.

Author: Emily Carter

Success is like a soccer game; if you're not willing to tackle your fears, you'll never score the goal.

Author: Alex Bell

Success is like cooking; experiment, make a mess, but make sure it turns out a little sweeter each time.

Author: Ella Fitzgerald

Life is like a camera; focus on what's important, capture the good times, develop from the negatives, and if things don't work out, just click again.

Author: Jason Silva

Success is like coffee: the stronger the intent, the smoother the creation, but remember, too much can keep you up all night!

Author: Jamie Oliver

Success is like a hammock; it's not about how much you process but how well you learn to swing your way through options.

Author: Leo Martin

Life is like a canvas; what you throw at it might just become a masterpiece of joy during fight or similarity magnifies misstep, because meeting storms fuels appreciation!

Author: Emma Briar

life is like a pancake; flip it too soon and you'll make a mess—work patiently and it can turn out beautiful.

Author: Jamie Smith

Success is not just about making a place for yourself but also lying on the cozy couch you made, fully enjoying the lifetime worth of achievements, comforts, and snacks.

Author: Emily Chen

Creativity is intelligence having fun with the lunacy of life.

Author: Albert Einstein

Life is like a bicycle; to keep your balance, you must keep moving—preferably away from the applied sciences.

Author: Albert Einstein

Life is a journey; some take the scenic route, while others opt for the fast lane. Either way, don’t forget to enjoy the ride!

Author: Amelia Ross

Life is like a panorama; sometimes the view is breathtaking, and other times it just needs a little sunglasses to see the beauty.

Author: Maya Angelou

Success is the art of stumbling from failure to failure with no loss of enthusiasm.

Author: Winston Churchill

Life is like a book. Some pages turn too fast, some chapters should last forever, but all interpretations make it the way it's meant to be—an adventure itself.

Author: Emily Johnson

Life is like a camera: focus on what’s important, capture good times, outputting the bad and, if things don’t work out, just take another shot.

Author: Ansel Adams

Life is much like pie. It’s often messy, it never looks perfect, but handmade is always better.

Author: Julia Child

Life is sous-vide for the souls: sometimes you have to simmer in uncertainty to perfectly steep in wisdom.

Author: Alex Emerson

Life is too short to blend in. So go ahead, stand out like a regular avocado in a fruit salad!

Author: Jamie Ricci

Creativity is intelligence having fun; embrace the chaos and turn ideas into art.

Author: Albert Einstein

Success is like a fine wine; it takes time to mature, and you'll share the best of it with your peers.

Author: Clara Venturi