Quotes on Husbands

Husbands and wives generally understand when opposition will be vain.

Author: Jane Austen

The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.

Author: Honore Balzac

The best way to get most husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they're too old to do it.

Author: Ann Bancroft

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

Author: Cher

The calmest husbands make the stormiest wives.

Author: Thomas Dekker

Tell your husbands any bad news when everything is calm, not just as they come through the door.

Author: Indra Devi

The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get married.

Author: Finley Dunne

Husbands are like fires - they go out when unattended.

Author: Zsa Gabor

How many husbands have I had? You mean apart from my own?

Author: Zsa Gabor

All my six husbands married me for different reasons.

Author: Hedy Lamarr

The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.

Author: Shirley MacLaine

Husbands never become good; they merely become proficient.

Author: H. Mencken

Husbands are chiefly good as lovers when they are betraying their wives.

Author: Marilyn Monroe

My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping.

Author: Rita Rudner

All poets' wives have rotten lives Their husbands look at them like knives.

Author: Delmore Schwartz

Maids want nothing but husbands, and when they have them, they want everything.

Author: William Shakespeare

Families are great murderers of the creative impulse, particularly husbands.

Author: Brenda Ueland