11 Quotes on Santa claus

• The Bermuda Triangle got tired of warm weather. It moved to Alaska. Now Santa Claus is missing.

  Author: Steven Wright

• I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department store and he asked for my autograph.

  Author: Shirley Temple

• Everyone thinks of God as a man - you can't help it - Santa Claus was a man, therefore God has to be a man.

  Author: Patti Smith

• No sane local official who has hung up an empty stocking over the municipal fireplace, is going to shoot Santa Claus just before a hard Christmas.

  Author: Alfred Smith

• Democracy is only a dream: it should be put in the same category as Arcadia, Santa Claus, and Heaven.

  Author: H. Mencken

• I actually share her view and understand her frustration when any government attempts to ban secular symbols like Santa Claus or Rudolph the Red Nose Reindeer or Christmas lights.

  Author: Steve Israel

• A good many things go around in the dark besides Santa Claus.

  Author: Herbert Hoover

• One of the things I had a hard time getting used to when I came to California in '78 was Santa Claus in shorts.

  Author: Dennis Franz

• Ronald has had bicycle safety and safety in the home. Yes, Ronald is McDonald's, second most recognised figure after Santa Claus, and there's an element of obviously benefiting your business.

  Author: Jim Cantalupo

• Nobody shoots at Santa Claus.

  Author: Samuel Butler

• Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

  Author: Victor Borge

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