Quotes by A. Milne

• If one is to be called a liar, one may as well make an effort to deserve the name.
• Promise me you'll always remember: You're braver than you believe, and stronger than you seem, and smarter than you think.
• Organizing is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it is not all mixed up.
• Organizating is what you do before you do something, so that when you do it, it's not all mixed up.
• One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries.
• Never forget me, because if I thought you would, I'd never leave.
• The third-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the majority. The second-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking with the minority. The first-rate mind is only happy when it is thinking.
• If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day so I never have to live without you.
• You will be better advised to watch what we do instead of what we say.
• My spelling is Wobbly. It's good spelling but it Wobbles, and the letters get in the wrong places.
• Tiggers don't like honey.
• To the uneducated, an A is just three sticks.
• Weeds are flowers too, once you get to know them.
• Almost anyone can be an author; the business is to collect money and fame from this state of being.
• You can't stay in your corner of the forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.
• Did you ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
• Bores can be divided into two classes; those who have their own particular subject, and those who do not need a subject.
• Golf is so popular simply because it is the best game in the world at which to be bad.
• What I say is that, if a fellow really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow.