5 Quotes by Jackie Gleason

• The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
• I only made $200 a week and I had to buy my own bullets.
• How sweet it is!
• If you have it and you know you have it, then you have it. If you have it and don't know you have it, you don't have it. If you don't have it but you think you have it, then you have it.
• Thin people are beautiful, but fat people are adorable.

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