Quotes by William Burroughs

• Hemingway was a prisoner of his style. No one can talk like the characters in Hemingway except the characters in Hemingway. His style in the wildest sense finally killed him.
• Virtue is simply happiness, and happiness is a by-product of function. You are happy when you are functioning.
• This is a war universe. War all the time. That is its nature. There may be other universes based on all sorts of other principles, but ours seems to be based on war and games.
• In deep sadness there is no place for sentimentality.
• In my writing I am acting as a map maker, an explorer of psychic areas, a cosmonaut of inner space, and I see no point in exploring areas that have already been thoroughly surveyed.
• Junk is the ideal product... the ultimate merchandise. No sales talk necessary. The client will crawl through a sewer and beg to buy.
• Language is a virus from outer space.
• Perhaps all pleasure is only relief.
• I am getting so far out one day I won't come back at all.
• Man is an artifact designed for space travel. He is not designed to remain in his present biologic state any more than a tadpole is designed to remain a tadpole.
• Hustlers of the world, there is one mark you cannot beat: the mark inside.
• Most of the trouble in this world has been caused by folks who can't mind their own business, because they have no business of their own to mind, any more than a smallpox virus has.
• Nothing is true, everything is permitted.
• Our national drug is alcohol. We tend to regard the use any other drug with special horror.
• Like all pure creatures, cats are practical.
• Silence is only frightening to people who are compulsively verbalizing.
• Sometimes paranoia's just having all the facts.
• The aim of education is the knowledge, not of facts, but of values.
• The cat does not offer services. The cat offers itself. Of course he wants care and shelter. You don't buy love for nothing.
• The only possible ethic is to do what one wants to do.
• There couldn't be a society of people who didn't dream. They'd be dead in two weeks.
• Which came first the intestine or the tapeworm?
• You can't fake quality any more than you can fake a good meal.
• Your knowledge of what is going on can only be superficial and relative.
• Your mind will answer most questions if you learn to relax and wait for the answer.
• The face of evil is always the face of total need.
• Anything that can be done chemically can be done by other means.
• A cat's rage is beautiful, burning with pure cat flame, all its hair standing up and crackling blue sparks, eyes blazing and sputtering.
• A functioning police state needs no police.
• A paranoid is someone who knows a little of what's going on.
• After one look at this planet any visitor from outer space would say 'I want to see the manager.'
• Artists to my mind are the real architects of change, and not the political legislators who implement change after the fact.
• Be just and if you can't be just, be arbitrary.
• Black magic operates most effectively in preconscious, marginal areas. Casual curses are the most effective.
• Desperation is the raw material of drastic change. Only those who can leave behind everything they have ever believed in can hope to escape.
• Every man has inside himself a parasitic being who is acting not at all to his advantage.
• Happiness is a byproduct of function, purpose, and conflict; those who seek happiness for itself seek victory without war.
• After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn't do it. I sure as hell wouldn't want to live in a society where the only people allowed guns are the police and the military.