Quotes on Divorce

What's going to be hard for me is to try to divorce myself as much as possible from what I wrote. I'll have to approach it simply as raw material and try to craft a film script out of it.

Author: Michael Chabon

As soon as she gets her divorce one of us is going to marry her. We don't know which. She is about as beautiful a woman as I ever saw, and very witty and well-informed, but it would cost a good deal to keep her in diamonds.

Author: Richard Davis

I have a long track record of really horrible relationships and a divorce behind me; so I'm not the guy to ask. I just got really fortunate with this one.

Author: James Denton

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

Author: Zsa Gabor

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.

Author: Zsa Gabor

I decided to write about the myths of divorce.

Author: Mary Garden

Divorce is a by-product of the fact that maybe the nuclear unit is gone.

Author: Bob Geldof

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.

Author: Cary Grant

Please do not ask me to talk about my divorce. Mr. Ziegfeld and I are such very good friends. It is only a little matter quite between ourselves.

Author: Anna Held

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

Author: Jean Kerr

Let any pretty girl announce a divorce in Hollywood and the wolves come running. Fresh meat for the beast, and they are always hungry.

Author: Hedy Lamarr

Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers.

Author: Gerald Lieberman

If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.

Author: Mignon McLaughlin

A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book.

Author: Marvin Mitchelson

She would go to Memphis and this was after our divorce. And I would send her to Memphis to be with him.

Author: Priscilla Presley

Yes, the divorce was difficult. It was difficult.

Author: Priscilla Presley

I'd like to give divorce a good name.

Author: Geraldo Rivera

In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.

Author: G. Trudeau

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.

Author: Robin Williams

Quotes on Divorce

I swear, if you existed I'd divorce you.

A divorce is like an amputation: you survive it, but there's less of you.

In Hollywood, an equitable divorce settlement means each party getting fifty percent of publicity.

Divorce is the psychological equivalent of a triple coronary bypass.

Divorce is the one human tragedy that reduces everything to cash.

To get over my divorce, I got a prescription to live at the Playboy Mansion for a while.

What's going to be hard for me is to try to divorce myself as much as possible from what I wrote. I'll have to approach it simply as raw material and try to craft a film script out of it.

As soon as she gets her divorce one of us is going to marry her. We don't know which. She is about as beautiful a woman as I ever saw, and very witty and well-informed, but it would cost a good deal to keep her in diamonds.

I have a long track record of really horrible relationships and a divorce behind me; so I'm not the guy to ask. I just got really fortunate with this one.

He taught me housekeeping; when I divorce I keep the house.

Conrad Hilton was very generous to me in the divorce settlement. He gave me 5000 Gideon Bibles.

I decided to write about the myths of divorce.

Divorce is a by-product of the fact that maybe the nuclear unit is gone.

Divorce is a game played by lawyers.

Please do not ask me to talk about my divorce. Mr. Ziegfeld and I are such very good friends. It is only a little matter quite between ourselves.

A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymore than a good mortician wants to finish his job and then have the patient sit up on the table.

Let any pretty girl announce a divorce in Hollywood and the wolves come running. Fresh meat for the beast, and they are always hungry.

Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers.

If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another list of the reasons for their divorce, you'd have a hell of a lot of overlapping.

A divorce lawyer is a chameleon with a law book.

She would go to Memphis and this was after our divorce. And I would send her to Memphis to be with him.

Yes, the divorce was difficult. It was difficult.

I'd like to give divorce a good name.

In Palm Springs, they think homelessness is caused by bad divorce lawyers.

Ah, yes, divorce... from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.