Quotes on Dogs

Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar.

Author: Steve Allen

Never chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one's self to be bored.

Author: John Berger

What's better? Dogs or broomsticks? I mean will the world really ever know?

Author: Larry Bird

My saddle horses are my friends. My dogs are my friends.

Author: Wilford Brimley

I get in my golf cart with my dogs, I have five dogs.

Author: Delta Burke

I am as confounded by dogs as I am indebted to them.

Author: Roger Caras

You cannot teach old dogs new tricks.

Author: Joseph Chamberlain

Flatterers look like friends, as wolves like dogs.

Author: George Chapman

Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more.

Author: Agatha Christie

Any man who does not like dogs and want them about does not deserve to be in the White House.

Author: Calvin Coolidge

We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare.

Author: Charles Dance

I'm the guy to call. Look at the resume. I have kids of my own. I have dogs.

Author: Jeff Daniels

Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.

Author: Emily Dickinson

Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards.

Author: Diogenes

Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails.

Author: Max Eastman

I don't have pets, I have two guard dogs; and I don't do my own shopping; it's a security thing.

Author: Enya

My dogs are a priority and a big responsibility... but the payoffs are well worth it.

Author: Will Estes

Webster and I are very aloof. The two of us go and sit there by ourselves. I sit by myself in the corner with my book and the newspaper. He kind of runs around a little bit, and then he goes and sits on top of the picnic table. He never plays with other little dogs.

Author: Calista Flockhart

Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp-post what it feels about dogs.

Author: Christopher Hampton

I have four dogs, four horses, a cat, and a bunch of wild frogs.

Author: Daryl Hannah

Dogs are forever in the push up postion.

Author: Mitch Hedberg

The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast.

Author: Bob Hope

Sometimes I think I am still that 5-year-old girl playing with her dogs in the yard. That's how I see myself.

Author: Rachel Hunter

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.

Author: Aldous Huxley

When I slept it was literally in the midst of an arsenal. If I heard dogs bark more fiercely than usual, or the feet of horses in a greater volume of sound than usual, I stood to arms.

Author: Frank James

If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound has teeth for-to bite when he feels like it!

Author: Nikita Khrushchev

I'm a grandmother with dogs and nice friends here in the Rocky mountains. Ever see the movie A River Runs Through It? That's where I live. It's beautiful, no two ways about it.

Author: Margot Kidder

I've got nine kids, nine dogs, three grandkids - and one in the oven. And three parrots!

Author: Michael Landon

I shall be glad when you have strangled the invincible respectability that dogs your steps.

Author: David Lawrence

One of my dogs is in the movie Beethoven's 2nd.

Author: Greg Louganis

I started working at Hanna-Barbera in '92 on 2 Stupid Dogs.

Author: Craig McCracken

First, there was 2 Stupid Dogs. Then, Dexter's Laboratory. And now, Powerpuff Girls. There were a lot of little things in between, but those were the main ones.

Author: Craig McCracken

I also have two dogs, a Chihuahua and a Yorkshire terrier, so if they like him, that's a good sign.

Author: Christina Milian

Dogs never bite me. Just humans.

Author: Marilyn Monroe

The only weights I lift are my dogs.

Author: Olivia Newton-John

Mr. Janet Reno? I think Mr. Janet Reno... I think he's one of the best hunting dogs in the world.

Author: Ted Nugent

My feet are dogs.

Author: Rudolf Nureyev

Histories are more full of examples of the fidelity of dogs than of friends.

Author: Alexander Pope

I just couldn't live without dogs.

Author: Tara Reid

The interviews have been a little tough due to the fact that we're interviewing dogs. We see a lot of contestants licking themselves, but we're used to that from covering the Grammys.

Author: Melissa Rivers

If dogs could talk it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one.

Author: Andy Rooney

You read a script and its based on 'Reservoir Dogs' and 'Pulp Fiction', and it goes right in the bin.

Author: Tim Roth

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.

Author: Rita Rudner

Journalists are like dogs, when ever anything moves they begin to bark.

Author: Arthur Schopenhauer

These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north.

Author: Clifford Simak

Investigators have discovered that dogs can laugh, which can't be too big of a surprise.

Author: Tony Snow

We have a couple of dogs, but I wouldn't describe myself as an animal person.

Author: Pamela Stephenson

I am from Brooklyn, NY, so we could not have many pets, but I always had at least two dogs.

Author: Connie Stevens

You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us.

Author: Robert Stevenson

Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way.

Author: Quentin Tarantino

Dogs get lost hundreds of times and no one ever notices it or sends an account of it to a scientific magazine.

Author: Edward Thorndike

There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars.

Author: Lee Trevino

Sometimes you have to understand that you push ahead, there's going to be a lot of flak, there's going to be a lot of dogs barking, but the wagon train moves ahead.

Author: Juan Williams

For instance, it was very rare for anyone there with dogs to allow them into the house.

Author: Marie Windsor

The king appeared... with his dogs and sycophants behind him.

Author: Kathleen Winsor