Quotes on Guests

One might well say that mankind is divisible into two great classes: hosts and guests.

Author: Max Beerbohm

House guests should be regarded as perishables: Leave them out too long and they go bad.

Author: Erma Bombeck

It's long been a cliche in Washington that if you hang a lamb chop in your window, guests will come.

Author: Suzanne Fields

Of the many guests we welcomed to the Mickey Mouse Club, my absolute favorites were the Lennon Sisters.

Author: Annette Funicello

Dessert is probably the most important stage of the meal, since it will be the last thing your guests remember before they pass out all over the table.

Author: William Powell

The number of guests at dinner should not be less than the number of the Graces nor exceed that of the Muses, i.e., it should begin with three and stop at nine.

Author: Marcus Varro

The theme of the party was Neverland Ranch, so guests were asked to come as anyone or anything associated with Michael Jackson. It was all very disturbing.

Author: April Winchell