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I am here to play women's tennis. I'm a lady. Predominantly, most of the time I always like to play ladies.
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Serena Williams
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I think these ladies, that group of 130 women, are going to make a difference in what goes on down there, because they're going to hold the locals' feet to the fire.
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Lynn Westmoreland
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I sat through Ladies and Gentlemen, the Rolling Stones like three times at the Skyway when it came out.
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Paul Westerberg
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I mean when you come into the set at 7:30 in the morning and you come out of make-up and the first thing you know, the ladies start coming into our dressing rooms at 7:45.
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Burt Ward
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It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether.
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Johnny Vegas
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Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind.
Author:
Herbert Tree
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A clever, ugly man every now and then is successful with the ladies, but a handsome fool is irresistible.
Author:
William Thackeray
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B is for Breasts Of which ladies have two; Once prized for the function, Now for the view.
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Robert Smith
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It's true I don't tolerate fools but then they don't tolerate me, so I am spiky. Maybe that's why I'm quite good at playing spiky elderly ladies.
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Maggie Smith
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Captain Fisher, the commander, with a party of young ladies from the city and gentlemen belonging to his ship, came one day to pay me a visit in the midst of a deluge of rain.
Author:
Joshua Slocum
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I have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies.
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Navjot Sidhu
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We all know what happens to first ladies who shoot their mouths off.
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Maria Shriver
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I am, out of the ladies' company, like a fish out of the water.
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Thomas Shadwell
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Men should stop treating feminists like ladies, and instead treat them like the men they say they want to be.
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Phyllis Schlafly
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Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by the light of day.
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Richard Roeper
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Ladies and gentlemen: There can be no greater investment in Alabama's future than an investment in education.
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Bob Riley
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Then you get into it, especially if you start talking about football, fighting and Muhammad Ali. Then the ladies get very bored and start delivering ultimatums.
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Oliver Reed
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When I go out with the ladies, I don't force them to pronounce my name. I tell them I like to go by the nickname of Kitten.
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Joaquin Phoenix
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Although a lot of pain for a little screen time; Shaving legs, waxing eyebrows, high heels, trying to put on a bra, losing weight because women's clothes are SO revealing - Ladies you have my respect.
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Lou Phillips
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I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
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Emo Philips
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I'm not confident with the ladies. I can't just ask someone out in a club. I'd like to say I'm a gentleman.
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Christopher Parker
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It's hard to do it because you gotta look people in the eye and tell 'em they're irresponsible and lazy. And who's gonna wanna do that? Because that's what poverty is, ladies and gentlemen. In this country, you can succeed if you get educated and work hard. Period. Period.
Author:
Bill O'Reilly
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Ladies be seated, the party has only begun.
Author:
Johnny Olson
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Ladies be seated, and let's have a wonderful time!
Author:
Johnny Olson
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Ladies be seated, a laugh doesn't cost you a dime.
Author:
Johnny Olson
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Little old ladies of both sexes. Why do I let them bother me?
Author:
John O'Hara
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Ladies and gentlemen, I wish I had better news for you but we are facing a storm that most of us have feared. This is a threat that we've never faced before.
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Ray Nagin
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She kindly laments that I am not of the party, and to be sure I honour great ladies, and I admire great wits, but I am of the same opinion in regard to assemblies that is held concerning oysters, that they are never good in a month that has not the letter R in it.
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Elizabeth Montagu
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I was a little doubtful about the propriety of going to the Mammoth Cave without a gentleman escort, but if two ladies travel alone they must have the courage of men.
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Maria Mitchell
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You think that somehow they didn't come after me to get rid of me because my vote is the deciding vote in the health care bill? Then, ladies and gentlemen, you live today in a world that is so innocent as to not understand what's going on in Washington, D.C.
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Eric Massa
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I had no idea what to expect when we did Ladies' Night. I didn't think it was going to get nominated for a Grammy. I didn't know that we would have to perform on the MTV Awards show.
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Angie Martinez
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The problems with First Ladies is that you have to set the standard. My role is to be both star and slave.
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Imelda Marcos
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We must admit that it is quite common that people do have affairs with their leading ladies and men.
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William Macy
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We sat down and read it for the first time and I thanked God under my breath, because they were all so good. And my leading ladies are both exceptional. I mean, everybody in the play. I could just go on all night about them.
Author:
Gavin MacLeod
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I shall not be satisfied unless I produce something which shall for a few days supersede the last fashionable novel on the tables of young ladies.
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Thomas Macaulay
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But there were women in the world, and from them each of our heroes had taken to himself a wife. The good ladies were no strangers to the prowess of their husbands. and, strange as it may seem, they presumed a little upon it.
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Augustus Longstreet
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The miniskirt enables young ladies to run faster, and because of it, they may have to.
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John Lindsay
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Obama had the audacity to say, 'I have unequivocally prohibited the use of torture by the United States.' Ladies and gentlemen, torture in the United States has always been illegal.
Author:
Rush Limbaugh
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I think that tennis is a lady's sport, so we should look out there like ladies.
Author:
Anna Kournikova
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Not only did I get an A in music but I got an A in ladies.
Author:
R. Kelly
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Terrorism, ladies and gentlemen, in my eyes I have a very, very, very simple explanation. Gangs of criminals, killers, used unfortunately by certain governments in the past for political purposes, who are on their own now as gangs.
Author:
Hamid Karzai
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God almighty made women and the Rockefeller gang of thieves made the ladies.
Author:
Mary Jones
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And ladies, build up your husband by being submissive. That's how you will give your children success; you will want your children to be obedient, to be submissive to righteous living.
Author:
Warren Jeffs
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Some men tend to cling to old intellectual excitements, just as some belles, when they are old ladies, still cling to the fashions and coiffures of their exciting youth.
Author:
Jane Jacobs
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Ladies and gentleman, I've suffered for my music, now it's your turn.
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Neil Innes
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I think it was a great moment for America to have two ladies on the podium.
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Sarah Hughes
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Ladies and gentlemen, I take office at a time in which the world is living in extreme contradictions.
Author:
Gustav Heinemann
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Ladies and gentlemen, on the occasion of my election I received many letters from people representing all segments of the population and all professions, especially from the younger generation, linking my inauguration with great - far too great - expectations.
Author:
Gustav Heinemann
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The actors nowadays, both young men and young ladies, don't always wear their period clothes as well as they might. They tend to stomp around a bit in them.
Author:
Julie Harris
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When little old ladies recognize a guy who was Mr. Olympia, that's saying something. That means I've been able to cross lines as far as marketability is concerned.
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Lee Haney
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The truth is, I'd never seen a Cary Grant film. Since then I have watched his stuff and it's astounding, but I don't see any similarity between us. Except for the fact that I'm told he used to wear ladies' underwear, which is something I also do.
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Hugh Grant
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Some autistic children cannot stand the sound of certain voices. I have come across cases where teachers tell me that certain children have problems with their voice or another person's voice. This problem tends to be related to high-pitched ladies' voices.
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Temple Grandin
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One of the things I like about the show is it redefines the idea of what it is to be a mother, which at its most basic level is to take care of a child. It doesn't mean you have to look like the ladies in the Lysol commercials.
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Lauren Graham
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Fits did not go over well in my house. There was a lot of discipline and obedience and you had to be very ladylike. Ladies didn't curse and I still don't curse in front of my parents.
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Daisy Fuentes
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The first organised opposition by women to women's suffrage in England dates from 1889, when a number of ladies led by Mrs Ward appealed against the proposed extension of the Parliamentary suffrage to women.
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Millicent Fawcett
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I had two sisters, and we would love to get dressed up and pretend that we were chic, sophisticated ladies. And I think that was a great sort of preparation, in a way.
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Suzanne Farrell
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I'd love to learn to cook. I think the ladies like a guy who can cook. Also, there are lots of available ladies at cooking classes. Can you tell I'm single?
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Will Estes
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First of all, ladies and gentlemen, you must forget that you are singers.
Author:
Claude Debussy
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Why am I so good at playing bitches? I think it's because I'm not a bitch. Maybe that's why Miss Crawford always plays ladies.
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Bette Davis
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I'm interested in playing old ladies because I am becoming one. And I want to become a very good one!
Author:
Tyne Daly
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I always clean before the cleaning lady comes. If not, when I come home, I can't find anything. Cleaning ladies are always hiding things you leave out.
Author:
Celia Cruz
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As a matter of fact, if you do not take into account, as Congressman Ross just stated, the Social Security surplus, our fiscal deficit, ladies and gentlemen, is over $700 billion today.
Author:
Jim Costa
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Ladies and Gentleman, the Bronx is burning.
Author:
Howard Cosell
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I am no longer married, so ladies... there you go.
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Tre Cool
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I requested the gentlemen to put on their hats, and the ladies their shawls, to avoid catching cold, and then had the windows widely opened. This proceeding caused some astonishment and alarm at first; for the Americans generally have a dread of cold air.
Author:
George Combe
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Ladies and gentlemen, my mother thanks you, my father thanks you, my sister thanks you, and I thank you!
Author:
George Cohan
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I think it kind of took being a character actor to kind of now enter into leading ladies.
Author:
Patricia Clarkson
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Parvesh Cheena is a real treat for the ladies.
Author:
Parvesh Cheena
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Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples.
Author:
Graham Chapman
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Tampa's crazy... The ladies in Tampa come in all flavors. I felt like I was at Dairy Queen.
Author:
Luther Campbell
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I never get involved with the ladies I work with.
Author:
Dirk Benedict
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Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.
Author:
Richard Barham
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The ladies looked one another over with microscopic carelessness.
Author:
Bugs Baer
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I don't like traditions, I am very personal, very independent, I don't like intimate ladies, I mean in German lieder there's a lot of copy, a lot of imitation, a lot of tradition, and this I have put it aside.
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Victoria Angeles
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I remember back when I was a kid there was a comic strip called Plastic Man. His body was elastic and he could make his extremities as long as he wanted. As a youngster I didn't fully appreciate. But I'm now thinking Plastic Man was probably pretty popular with the ladies.
Author:
Ben Affleck
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If particular care and attention is not paid to the ladies, we are determined to foment a rebellion, and will not hold ourselves bound by any laws in which we have no voice, or representation.
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Abigail Adams
