Quotes on Pet

I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then.

Author: John Bacon

We all have our pet things that we like to get religious about.

Author: Max Cannon

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.

Author: George Carlin

Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.

Author: Brian Cleary

My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.

Author: Billy Connolly

I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.

Author: Rodney Dangerfield

I'm not about to go out and buy a snake for a pet. I mean, I may have faced a few fears but I'm not insane.

Author: Kristin Davis

I have a Lab, it's fun to hang out and hike with the dog, people come up to him, and pet him, it's fun.

Author: George Eads

I don't have pet peeves, I have whole kennels of irritation.

Author: Whoopi Goldberg

A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.

Author: Billy Graham

I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I'd still have my right hand to paint with.

Author: Juan Gris

I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.

Author: Jimi Hendrix

Gypsy was the name my brother gave a pet turtle he had. I always thought it was so peculiar.

Author: Joel Hodgson

I have some road rage inside of me. Traffic, especially in L.A., is a pet peeve of mine.

Author: Katie Holmes

We are telling veterans they must sacrifice to pay for the pet projects and contracts to campaign donors of powerful members of Congress.

Author: Nick Lampson

It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.

Author: Konrad Lorenz

I used to have this little mouse. I buy birds from the pet store and I let them go.

Author: Ziggy Marley

I was in New York and I walked into this pet store and came out with a dog.

Author: Beverley Mitchell

A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.

Author: Moliere

Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.

Author: Chuck Palahniuk

Crabbed and obscure definitions are of no use beyond a narrow circle of students, of whom probably every one has a pet one of his own.

Author: Frederick Pollock

When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be.

Author: Natalie Portman

I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.

Author: Paul Rudd

It doesn't work if the bad guys kill his mother's uncle's friend's neighbor's pet dog. You've got to make the stakes high.

Author: Steven Seagal

It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.

Author: Alexander Theroux

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

Author: Steven Wright

I am an enthusiast, but not a crank in the sense that I have some pet theories as to the proper construction of a flying machine. I wish to avail myself of all that is already known and then, if possible, add my mite to help on the future worker who will attain final success.

Author: Wilbur Wright