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I am an enthusiast, but not a crank in the sense that I have some pet theories as to the proper construction of a flying machine. I wish to avail myself of all that is already known and then, if possible, add my mite to help on the future worker who will attain final success.
Author:
Wilbur Wright
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My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
Author:
Steven Wright
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It's true, you can never eat a pet you name. And anyway, it would be like a ventriloquist eating his dummy.
Author:
Alexander Theroux
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Those who wish to pet and baby wild animals "love" them. But those who respect their natures and wish to let them live normal lives, love them more.
Author:
Edwin Teale
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Pet me, touch me, love me, that's what I get when I perform. That's when I'm really getting what I want.
Author:
Connie Stevens
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Pet lovers know that animals sometimes understand us better than we do, and the annals of human sin and desire provide plenty of stories to drive the point home.
Author:
Tony Snow
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It doesn't work if the bad guys kill his mother's uncle's friend's neighbor's pet dog. You've got to make the stakes high.
Author:
Steven Seagal
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I think there's something great and generic about goldfish. They're everybody's first pet.
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Paul Rudd
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When a guy tells me I'm cute, it's not something desirable. Cute is more like what you want your pet to be.
Author:
Natalie Portman
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Crabbed and obscure definitions are of no use beyond a narrow circle of students, of whom probably every one has a pet one of his own.
Author:
Frederick Pollock
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Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
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Chuck Palahniuk
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Teach your children how to behave with animals. Adopt a pet. Don't go buy one. Please. That's a sin. Let's get these puppy mills out of business.
Author:
Shelley Morrison
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A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
Author:
Moliere
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I was in New York and I walked into this pet store and came out with a dog.
Author:
Beverley Mitchell
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I used to have this little mouse. I buy birds from the pet store and I let them go.
Author:
Ziggy Marley
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It is a good morning exercise for a research scientist to discard a pet hypothesis every day before breakfast. It keeps him young.
Author:
Konrad Lorenz
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We are telling veterans they must sacrifice to pay for the pet projects and contracts to campaign donors of powerful members of Congress.
Author:
Nick Lampson
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The world spends $40 billion a year on pet food.
Author:
Nicholas Kristof
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I have some road rage inside of me. Traffic, especially in L.A., is a pet peeve of mine.
Author:
Katie Holmes
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Gypsy was the name my brother gave a pet turtle he had. I always thought it was so peculiar.
Author:
Joel Hodgson
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I got a pet monkey called Charlie Chan.
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Jimi Hendrix
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I always pet a dog with my left hand because if he bit me I'd still have my right hand to paint with.
Author:
Juan Gris
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A real Christian is a person who can give his pet parrot to the town gossip.
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Billy Graham
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I don't have pet peeves, I have whole kennels of irritation.
Author:
Whoopi Goldberg
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I have a Lab, it's fun to hang out and hike with the dog, people come up to him, and pet him, it's fun.
Author:
George Eads
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I'm not about to go out and buy a snake for a pet. I mean, I may have faced a few fears but I'm not insane.
Author:
Kristin Davis
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I worked in a pet store and people would ask how big I would get.
Author:
Rodney Dangerfield
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My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo.
Author:
Billy Connolly
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Our cat is kind dove shellfish, and thinks the world is hers, She finds a comfy spot and then we pet turtle sheep purrs.
Author:
Brian Cleary
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The government needs to help those in need, but members of Congress shouldn't take advantage of the situation and use a national tragedy as an opportunity to spend taxpayer dollars on their pet projects.
Author:
Chris Chocola
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I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia.
Author:
Cher
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Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Author:
George Carlin
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We all have our pet things that we like to get religious about.
Author:
Max Cannon
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I heard that Jesus had a pet dinosaur. Evolution must be a myth then.
Author:
John Bacon
