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I love men in bed when they are sleeping. But then they have to go and wake up.
Author:
Daphne Zuniga
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It was character that got us out of bed, commitment that moved us into action, and discipline that enabled us to follow through.
Author:
Zig Ziglar
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While I had often said that I wanted to die in bed, what I really meant was that in my old age I wanted to be stepped on by an elephant while making love.
Author:
Roger Zelazny
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I had this whole ritual with my mother making the bed with me inside it so I would be invisible.
Author:
Ahmet Zappa
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My son complains about headaches. I tell him all the time, when you get out of bed, it's feet first!
Author:
Henny Youngman
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On the soft bed of luxury many kingdoms have expired.
Author:
Andrew Young
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I was seeing everything through pain. I would roll out of bed and do my exercises. I had to do that to work out the remainder of the pain pills. I would drink coffee and go to the set and plunge myself so far into my work.
Author:
Dick York
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I don't go out that much anymore, unfortunately. I used to enjoy it, but I'm just so busy. Like last night, everybody else went out, and I just went straight home and went to bed.
Author:
Lee Womack
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Sometimes, an afternoon spent in bed with someone can be the most important thing in the universe.
Author:
Malcolm Wilson
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I got sick and tired of my lady wearing ugly underwear to bed, so I turned to the Internet.
Author:
John Wilson
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In so many interviews, they bring up the sexual aspect of the record. I've had some journalists say it sounds like I'm lying down in bed singing with a microphone. It gets so old!
Author:
Lucinda Williams
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When one turns over in bed, it is time to turn out.
Author:
Arthur Wellesley
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I haven't been to sleep for over a year. That's why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn't sleep.
Author:
Evelyn Waugh
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My father was predisposed to drunken rages. I would hide under the bed. My sister and I were talking just the other day about the terror a drunken man in a rage can create in a child.
Author:
Antonio Villaraigosa
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But for the first time in many years, I get to sleep in my own bed every night. I haven't done that, literally, in years. It seems like such a small thing, but it is so nice.
Author:
Linda Vester
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As I laid in the hospital bed I started thinking that I had a show to do. I was hoping the Doctor would put me together so I could do the show.
Author:
Ben Vereen
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Sex is a conversation carried out by other means. If you get on well out of bed, half the problems of bed are solved.
Author:
Peter Ustinov
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I've always thought a hotel ought to offer optional small animals. I mean a cat to sleep on your bed at night, or a dog of some kind to act pleased when you come in. You ever notice how a hotel room feels so lifeless?
Author:
Anne Tyler
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It just feels like Erwin and me... even at night I don't feel I have to look pretty in bed.
Author:
Tina Turner
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At one point, I didn't get out of bed for, I think, three months, and I went down to the bottom of the hill one day and I had to call somebody to get me to come back up - come pick me up because I couldn't physically walk up the hill.
Author:
Tanya Tucker
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Every minute this broad spends outside of bed is a waste of time.
Author:
Michael Todd
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Sophistication might be described as the ability to cope gracefully with a situation involving the presence of a formidable menace to one's poise and prestige (such as the butler, or the man under the bed - but never the husband).
Author:
James Thurber
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Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.
Author:
James Thurber
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All men are children, and of one family. The same tale sends them all to bed, and wakes them in the morning.
Author:
Henry Thoreau
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I get really restless when I haven't worked for a day and a half. I have a recurring dream that people are lined up next to my bed, waiting for autographs and taking pictures of me!
Author:
Taylor Swift
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Content and technology are strange bed fellows. We are joined together. Sometimes we misunderstand each other. But isn't that after all the definition of marriage?
Author:
Howard Stringer
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There were mornings when I just didn't want to get out of bed. But once again, I'm in an adverse situation and having to deal with something new and learn how to do it.
Author:
Picabo Street
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I wouldn't know a space-time continuum or warp core breach if they got into bed with me.
Author:
Patrick Stewart
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It's no treat being in bed with me.
Author:
Howard Stern
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My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest.
Author:
Layne Staley
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I do have odd habits. I check under my bed every night for the bogeyman. That's just a little thing, though.
Author:
Tori Spelling
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I began to pray those same fervent prayers, lying in bed at night, hoping to see a scroll unrolled from the ceiling with a message from God just for me.
Author:
James Somerville
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Agatha Christie has given more pleasure in bed than any other woman.
Author:
Nancy Smith
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I've got a book of poetry by the bed, one of these big collections that goes back to the Greeks and Romans.
Author:
Martin Smith
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No matter how big or soft or warm your bed is, you still have to get out of it.
Author:
Grace Slick
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I didn't beat her. I just pushed her out of bed.
Author:
O. Simpson
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My voice had a long, nonstop career. It deserves to be put to bed with quiet and dignity, not yanked out every once in a while to see if it can still do what it used to do. It can't.
Author:
Beverly Sills
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What does good in bed mean to me? When I'm sick and I stay home from school propped up with lots of pillows watching TV and my mom brings me soup - that's good in bed.
Author:
Brooke Shields
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Theses officers were good friends, so it must have been a terrible argument, because the one who played chess with my father was so angry that he walked over to the dentist's house and got the dentist out of bed and shot him.
Author:
Bruno Schulz
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Every night when I go to bed, I hope that I may never wake again, and every morning renews my grief.
Author:
Franz Schubert
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Well I was an asthmatic child. So that for most of my childhood I was in bed. Bedridden.
Author:
Gerald Scarfe
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As I grow older and older, And totter toward the tomb, I find that I care less and less, Who goes to bed with whom.
Author:
Dorothy Sayers
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Be in the habit of getting up bright and early on the weekends. Why waste such precious time in bed?
Author:
Marilyn Savant
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I promised to always bring up a glass of water to her before we go to bed, and she promised to never let me dress myself.
Author:
Fred Savage
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My faith has no bed to sleep upon but omnipotence.
Author:
Samuel Rutherford
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You will not be carried to Heaven lying at ease upon a feather bed.
Author:
Samuel Rutherford
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I'll promise to go easier on drinking and to get to bed earlier, but not for you, fifty thousand dollars, or two-hundred and fifty thousand dollars will I give up women. They're too much fun.
Author:
Babe Ruth
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Don't get married to an actress because they're also actresses in bed.
Author:
Roberto Rossellini
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Well, it so happens that I have had a spinal curvature since I was about thirteen and every once in a while that has given me some trouble, and at that time it began to kick up again. and occasionally I have to get into bed and nurse a severe backache.
Author:
Ethel Rosenberg
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I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.
Author:
Eleanor Roosevelt
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I wish I had as much in bed as I get in the newspapers.
Author:
Linda Ronstadt
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If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito.
Author:
Anita Roddick
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Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television.
Author:
Joan Rivers
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Previously, on Lock, Stock, I went to bed at two in the morning and woke up at five in the morning, and on this one I was known to nod off on the set occasionally.
Author:
Guy Ritchie
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More belongs to marriage than four legs in a bed.
Author:
Rainer Rilke
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If I can't play for big money, I play for a little money. And if I can't play for a little money, I stay in bed that day.
Author:
Bobby Riggs
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Doing love scenes is always awkward. I mean, it's just not a normal thing to go to work and lay in bed with your co-worker.
Author:
Denise Richards
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You can only sleep in one bed at a time.
Author:
Nick Rhodes
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For six years, I kept my five Olympic medals wrapped in a plastic bread bag beneath my bed.
Author:
Mary Retton
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When I come home and I'm tired from filming all day, I expect her to be there and make sure everything is cool for me. You know, like drawing my bath and helping me into bed.
Author:
Oliver Reed
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Nobody minded what you did in bed or what you said about God, a very civilized attitude in 1948.
Author:
Simon Raven
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One can see that a canvas is six feet by eight feet, say, quite accurately. But you can spend two minutes and think it's five, or thirty seconds and it's just a different bed for activities there.
Author:
Robert Rauschenberg
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A sold-out house my first night back. Do you have any idea what kinda pressure that is? I could have been at home in my warm bed, playing Nintendo.
Author:
Richard Pryor
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Tell me who is able to keep his bed chaste, or which goddess is able to live with one god alone?
Author:
Sextus Propertius
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The first fall of snow is not only an event, it is a magical event. You go to bed in one kind of a world and wake up in another quite different, and if this is not enchantment then where is it to be found?
Author:
J. Priestley
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I want so much for my lover. At night when our beds are drawn close together I waken and see his dear yellow head on the pillow - sometimes his arm thrown over on my bed - and I kiss his hand, very softly so that it will not waken him.
Author:
Dawn Powell
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Thank God I have the seeing eye, that is to say, as I lie in bed I can walk step by step on the fells and rough land seeing every stone and flower and patch of bog and cotton pass where my old legs will never take me again.
Author:
Beatrix Potter
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With me it is exceptionally true that the Presidency is no bed of roses.
Author:
James Polk
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To simply wake up every morning a better person than when I went to bed.
Author:
Sidney Poitier
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Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.
Author:
Brad Pitt
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In bed my real love has always been the sleep that rescued me by allowing me to dream.
Author:
Luigi Pirandello
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I discovered my wife in bed with another man, and I was crushed. So I said, 'Get off me, you two!'
Author:
Emo Philips
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Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.
Author:
Laurence Peter
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If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song.
Author:
Carl Perkins
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Mighty proud I am that I am able to have a spare bed for my friends.
Author:
Samuel Pepys
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I used to lie in bed in my flat and imagine what would happen if there was a zombie attack.
Author:
Simon Pegg
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Don't take tomorrow to bed with you.
Author:
Norman Peale
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When one gets in bed with government, one must expect the diseases it spreads.
Author:
Ron Paul
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Men who are too good looking are never good in bed because they never had to be.
Author:
Sarah Parker
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I spent every night until four in the morning on my dissertation, until I came to the point when I could not write another word, not even the next letter. I went to bed. Eight o'clock the next morning I was up writing again.
Author:
Abraham Pais
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But most distinctly, I remember always saying to myself that when I get big, I'm not going to go to bed hungry, I'm not going to wear hand-me-down clothes.
Author:
Buck Owens
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I miss Saturday morning, rolling out of bed, not shaving, getting into my car with my girls, driving to the supermarket, squeezing the fruit, getting my car washed, taking walks.
Author:
Barack Obama
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My doctor asked me how many golf balls I had hit in my career. I'm lying there in bed calculating somewhere between four and five million golf balls I had hit to do that on my body.
Author:
Greg Norman
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I got briefly mistaken for someone who might be good in bed, which was very, very good.
Author:
Bill Nighy
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I have lived and slept in the same bed with English countesses and Prussian farm women... no woman has excited passions among women more than I have.
Author:
Florence Nightingale
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We print 37 million copies, and we found out about the unfortunate news as we were putting the issue to bed.
Author:
Olivia Newton-John
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The result was that, if it happened to clear off after a cloudy evening, I frequently arose from my bed at any hour of the night or morning and walked two miles to the observatory to make some observation included in the programme.
Author:
Simon Newcomb
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In bed at night, I could be reading some book, and I'll come across a sentence that's totally unrelated to some scene I did years ago. But I'll play the scene back in my mind and think, I did that wrong - I should've opened the door more slowly.
Author:
Liam Neeson
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The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.
Author:
Ogden Nash
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I now resolved to go to bed early, with a firm purpose of also rising early the next day to revisit this charming walk; for I thought to myself, I have now seen this temple of the modern world imperfectly; I have seen it only by moonlight.
Author:
Karl Moritz
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I would bend over backward to be back on Grey's. Any day, I'll choose lying in bed with Katherine Heigl looking over me over getting thrown against walls by supernatural persons at 5 in the morning.
Author:
Jeffrey Morgan
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What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.
Author:
Marilyn Monroe
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To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.
Author:
Wilson Mizner
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I had the drink after I fell out of bed. It hurt.
Author:
Liza Minnelli
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I could get into bed with James Bond, then take my false leg off and it would really be a gun.
Author:
Heather Mills
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Jealousy is love bed of burning snarl.
Author:
George Meredith
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A bedroom requires a bed. Everything else was extravagance. Well, he had a bed all right.
Author:
Audrey Meadows
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If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart.
Author:
Ian Mckellen
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Yeah, what happened was Universal wanted one of the characters to be nice so they chose me so there was a scene where the girl was tied to the bed and I let her go.
Author:
Matthew McGrory
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There are certain nights you and your image just aren't in the same bed.
Author:
Matthew McConaughey
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We've never played at this place before. This place is big, and I'm kinda nervous, so we're going to make it feel small by pretending we're in a... bedroom. We'll hang off the edge of the bed, take off our shoes and get naked!
Author:
Dave Matthews
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The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.
Author:
Walter Matthau
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A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.
Author:
Groucho Marx
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Others go to bed with their mistresses; I with my ideas.
Author:
Jose Marti
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My bed is actually two king beds put together.
Author:
Cindy Margolis
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I am really chained to my computer these days so I work in my bedroom, which is a room I have worked in for years and years. It is just as much an office as a bedroom, and during the day, my bed is rather like an extension of my desk.
Author:
Margaret Mahy
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They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.
Author:
Bill Maher
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Always wear cute pyjamas to bed, you'll never know who u will meet in your dreams.
Author:
Joel Madden
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If I have a choice between putting my kids to bed and going to a party, I'll put my kids to bed. If I have a choice of going to a restaurant or having friends round, I'll have friends round. Every time.
Author:
Elle Macpherson
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I've got lots of good friends. I could have affairs. I can read a book all night, put the cat on the end of the bed. I can pick up my passport and go to France. I don't have to ask anybody.
Author:
Joanna Lumley
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I have a toy giraffe on my bed. I've got photographs over my desk as well as a mask of a giraffe in my kitchen. I am totally hooked.
Author:
Joanna Lumley
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My body grew hot, then cold. I tried to eat the bed sheets. My heart beat madly. Every joint in my body ached. When I took the cure they took it all away from me.
Author:
Bela Lugosi
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One of the most adventurous things left us is to go to bed. For no one can lay a hand on our dreams.
Author:
E. Lucas
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You've got to get up every morning with determination if you're going to go to bed with satisfaction.
Author:
George Lorimer
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And I love the idea of spending the whole day in bed with my lover.
Author:
Jennifer Lopez
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When I was playing I felt tired all the time. My recovery period was a lot longer than the other players. They'd be ok after an hour - I'd have to stay in bed till the next session.
Author:
Jonah Lomu
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I take a grave view of the press. It is the weak slat under the bed of democracy.
Author:
A. Liebling
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When I've gone back to work, it's always with that sense of inevitability. That may be a complete delusion, but it's the one that I need to get out of bed and go about my business. That sense that I can't avoid this thing. I better just get on with it.
Author:
Daniel Lewis
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Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It's like Robert Downey Jr. getting out of bed.
Author:
David Letterman
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It's awkward: Here you are with most of your clothes off in bed with this person who you've really just met. You're strangers to each other's bodies and you're coming together for the first time in front of all these people.
Author:
Sheryl Lee
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My talk show takes place in bed, in Italy.
Author:
Amanda Lear
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When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock.
Author:
Jerry Lawler
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I don't have a single complete show or movie or anything else that I could look at and say, "Nailed that one." But endless dissatisfaction is, I suppose, what gets us out of bed in the morning.
Author:
Hugh Laurie
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There are no taboos in bed, and there shouldn't be any taboos in bed.
Author:
Frank Langella
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No, and I never, ever eat in between the meals. I control it well enough and with no pills, and I sleep seven hours a night. I go to bed. I fall asleep, and I wake up seven hours later, and this is the most important.
Author:
Karl Lagerfeld
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I experienced a lot, and achieved nearly everything I wanted. I can enjoy that today. Go to bed at nine in the evening, because my child wakes up around seven, without having the feeling that I missed or are missing something.
Author:
Thomas Kretschmann
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When I get into bed at night, I hope I don't get into it alone!
Author:
Calvin Klein
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I could be with a woman in a bed, for weeks even, and it would seem to me like three seconds. Or 300 years.
Author:
Klaus Kinski
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When I was 5 years old I would lie in bed, look at the radio, and I wanted to be on the radio. I don't know why.
Author:
Larry King
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You know, my friends, with what a brave carouse I made a Second Marriage in my house; favored old barren reason from my bed, and took the daughter of the vine to spouse.
Author:
Omar Khayyam
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There are two kinds of women, those who want power in the world and those who want power in bed.
Author:
Jackie Kennedy
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Teach me to live, that I may dread The grave as little as my bed.
Author:
Thomas Ken
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Now when I came to go up to operations, I went down to this patient's room and got down on my knees at the foot of the bed and earnestly asked the Lord to help us and to help me.
Author:
John Kellogg
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I m up at 5 in the morning and in bed by 10 in the evening.
Author:
DeForest Kelley
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The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV.
Author:
Kim Kardashian
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A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried.
Author:
Garson Kanin
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If he could sleep on it. He would make his bed with white sheets And disappear into the white, Like a man diving, If he could be certain That the light Would not keep him awake, The light that reaches To the bottom.
Author:
Donald Justice
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I even smoke in bed. Imagine smoking a cigar in bed, reading a book. Next to your bed, there's a cigar table with a special cigar ashtray, and your wife is reading a book on how to save the environment.
Author:
Raul Julia
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And then you have the responsibility and the duty of being good examples to youngsters, not smoke, training hard, go to bed early, don't drink alcohol, don't take drugs, it's very important to have a policy for educating against doping.
Author:
Alberto Juantorena
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This is the very womb and bed of enormity.
Author:
Ben Jonson
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I think recent revelations about who's in what bed speak to the problems with what happened in the Gulf.
Author:
Stephanie Jones
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Mom and Dad would stay in bed on Sunday morning, but the kids would have to go to church.
Author:
Lynn Johnston
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Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o'clock is a scoundrel.
Author:
Samuel Johnson
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My diet is mostly chicken and fish. I make sure I get a lot of vegetables, a lot of fruit. I am a big fruit man, I am a vegetable man anyway. And I also get a lot of rest. That's the key I may be up early, but I'm in bed early too.
Author:
Magic Johnson
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If you let a bully come in your front yard, he'll be on your porch the next day and the day after that he'll rape your wife in your own bed.
Author:
Lyndon Johnson
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There is nothing wrong with going to bed with someone of your own sex. People should be very free with sex, they should draw the line at goats.
Author:
Elton John
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If you're going to dedicate every second to winning the decathlon, what are you doing wasting your time in bed?
Author:
Bruce Jenner
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You don't face Nolan Ryan without your rest. He's the only guy I go against that makes me go to bed before midnight.
Author:
Reggie Jackson
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Why can't you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It's very charming. It's very sweet. It's what the whole world should do.
Author:
Michael Jackson
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I protest that if some great Power would agree to make me always think what is true and do what is right, on condition of being turned into a sort of clock and would up every morning before I got out of bed, I should instantly close with the offer.
Author:
Thomas Huxley
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The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in the world.
Author:
Edgar Howe
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I'm definitely a messy person... I know where everything is but I just can't organize. I don't make lists and find scripts on the laundry machine, and under my bed, or in the bathroom, kitchen. It's bad, I really need to take control.
Author:
Katie Holmes
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I don't think Ripley is gay. He appreciates good looks in other men, that's true. But he's married in later books. I'm not saying he's very strong in the sex department. But he makes it in bed with his wife.
Author:
Patricia Highsmith
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I was out of my bed in one second, trembling with excitement, and I dashed to the door and into the adjoining room, where I could watch the streets below from the windows.
Author:
Herman Hesse
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Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda... and woke up with me.
Author:
Rita Hayworth
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The truth is, this being errand boy to one hundred and fifty thousand people tires me so by night I am ready for bed instead of soirees.
Author:
Rutherford Hayes
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There's a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew each other. I'll not be parting with that, nor our bed - the four-poster - I'll be needing that to die in.
Author:
Helen Hayes
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If they had a social gospel in the days of the prodigal son, somebody would have given him a bed and a sandwich and he never would have gone home.
Author:
Vance Havner
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Somebody who never got over the embarrassing fact that he was born in bed with a lady.
Author:
Sydney Harris
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I returned to upstate NY where I just laid in bed for days with a fever that just wouldn't go away. After more of this, I grew increasingly sure that this was not simply the flu!
Author:
Daryl Hall
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To carry care to bed is to sleep with a pack on your back.
Author:
Thomas Haliburton
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If kids like a picture book, they're going to read it at least 50 times. Read anything that often, and even minor imperfections start to feel like gravel in the bed.
Author:
Mark Haddon
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If I were asked for a one line answer to the question' What makes a woman good in bed?' I would say, 'A man who is good in bed.'
Author:
Bob Guccione
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Angelina Jolie may get Antonio Banderas in bed for eight hours on a movie set, but I get him in bed everyday.
Author:
Melanie Griffith
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My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.
Author:
Cary Grant
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I was changing a light bulb over Groucho Marx's bed, so I took my shoes off, got on his bed and changed the bulb. When I got off the bed he said: 'That's the best acting you've ever done.'
Author:
Elliott Gould
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My own experience is that a certain kind of genius among students is best brought out in bed.
Author:
Allen Ginsberg
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Poetry is not an expression of the party line. It's that time of night, lying in bed, thinking what you really think, making the private world public, that's what the poet does.
Author:
Allen Ginsberg
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Your English style will no doubt put all the other gentlemen to bed. I speak figuratively, of course.
Author:
John Gielgud
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I daresay I was the worst bed partner in five continents.
Author:
Martha Gellhorn
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Physically I'm tired at the end of the day and quite glad to be reading in bed by midnight.
Author:
Bob Geldof
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I believe in a higher power and I believe in good and bad, right and wrong. You sleep in the bed you make.
Author:
Leif Garrett
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Anyone who thinks the art of conversation is dead ought to tell a child to go to bed.
Author:
Robert Gallagher
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When I'm alone, I can sleep crossways in bed without an argument.
Author:
Zsa Gabor
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The psychoanalysis of neurotics has taught us to recognize the intimate connection between wetting the bed and the character trait of ambition.
Author:
Sigmund Freud
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Rather go to bed with out dinner than to rise in debt.
Author:
Benjamin Franklin
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The work is with me when I wake up in the morning; it is with me while I eat my breakfast in bed and run through the newspaper, while I shave and bathe and dress.
Author:
C. Forester
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That's the main reason I gave up my career after John was born and I was pregnant with Andrew. I could not handle going away day after day. The thought of going away before they got up and coming back after they were in bed was intolerable.
Author:
Louise Fletcher
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Teens aren't just interested in getting laid. I won't believe that's all they're interested in. I have four younger sisters and they're sick of being shown how they're supposed to react in bed.
Author:
Linda Fiorentino
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I go to bed with men, not boys.
Author:
Linda Fiorentino
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Getting out of bed in the morning is an act of false confidence.
Author:
Jules Feiffer
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I like everything perfect. Everything has to be neat. My sister is 5, and she's more messy than I am. I make my bed every morning, everything's perfect. My shoes are all arranged. It's sad. I'm a little like Ray, a little bit.
Author:
Dakota Fanning
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I lay in the bed at the hospital and said, 'let's see what I have left.' And I could see, I could speak, I could think, I could read. I simply tabulated my blessings, and that gave me a start.
Author:
Dale Evans
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I don't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.
Author:
Linda Evangelista
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I go home by noon, and I'm in bed by 6 p.m. I get up at 1 and do it again.
Author:
Bob Edwards
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And then it got even worse, I mean, a few people fell by the wayside within hours. Nick Lowe was in it for about 5 hours I think, he was expelled for going to bed.
Author:
Dave Edmunds
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A person is a success if they get up in the morning and gets to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
Author:
Bob Dylan
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A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and gets to bed at night, and in between he does what he wants to do.
Author:
Bob Dylan
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What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do.
Author:
Bob Dylan
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I think my real depressions started when I was about 16 and doing The Patty Duke Show. I would go to bed at about 10 o'clock on a Friday night and not get up again until 6:30 Monday morning.
Author:
Patty Duke
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When I was a kid, I'd kneel down at the side of my bed every night before I went to sleep, and my mother and I would say a Greek prayer to the Virgin Mary.
Author:
Olympia Dukakis
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Willie Mays was the best ever. When I was in college I once made a catch like the one Mays made over his head. Sometimes when I'm lying in bed at night I think about it. It still makes me warm.
Author:
David Duchovny
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Some days the competition would beat me and I'd go home thinking awful thoughts, want to hide under the bed, depressed. But of course, in the news business, when you're working a daily news broadcast, you get your victories and defeats every day.
Author:
Sam Donaldson
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I love mysteries, and I read them every night before I go to bed.
Author:
David Donald
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In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.
Author:
John Dobbin
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Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.
Author:
Phyllis Diller
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A man would prefer to come home to an unmade bed and a happy woman than to a neatly made bed and an angry woman.
Author:
Marlene Dietrich
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I don't want to go to work and get into bed with someone else, not even Tom Cruise. It's not like I enjoy it.
Author:
Cameron Diaz
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It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are little tray. I got to shut the curtains. I'm in my boxer shorts and shirt. I'm going to take a bath and go to bed. But I want to shut the blinds so it's really dark in the room.
Author:
Danny DeVito
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Isn't it sad to go to your grave without ever wondering why you were born? Who, with such a thought, would not spring from bed, eager to resume discovering the world and rejoicing to be part of it?
Author:
Richard Dawkins
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Meanwhile, people have to join us and fight back against the federal government that has dropped the ball, that is in bed with these energy companies, that wants them to make more money than they've made before.
Author:
Gray Davis
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I often think that a slightly exposed shoulder emerging from a long satin nightgown packs more sex than two naked bodies in bed.
Author:
Bette Davis
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The Bristol Channel was always my guide, and I was always able to draw an imaginary line from my bed to our house over in Wales. It was a great comfort.
Author:
Roald Dahl
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She had the kids during the day and I would have them at night. That way they were never alone. I would put the kids to bed, and then I had nothing to do and nobody to talk to, so I would write.
Author:
Clive Cussler
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Every day begins with an act of courage and hope: getting out of bed.
Author:
Mason Cooley
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Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.
Author:
William Congreve
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I was stuck at home in bed with me and got more and more involved with the Internet. I used it to keep in contact with friends and to make sure I was up to date with everything that was going on in the world.
Author:
Benjamin Cohen
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Love melts the rigor which the rocks have bred; a flint will break upon a feather bed.
Author:
John Cleveland
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I am not feeling any better because I cannot stay in bed, having constant cause for walking. They say I leave at night by the window of my tower, hanging from a red umbrella with which I set fire to the forest!
Author:
Camille Claudel
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Once, the parental bed collapsed because all the children sat on it at once.
Author:
Diane Cilento
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I was often very, incredibly naughty, and if I didn't come home at tea time I used to be sent to bed without any dinner. But people used to bring me things: I was better fed in bed.
Author:
Diane Cilento
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Lying in bed would be an altogether perfect and supreme experience if only one had a colored pencil long enough to draw on the ceiling.
Author:
Gilbert Chesterton
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Women desire six things: They want their husbands to be brave, wise, rich, generous, obedient to wife, and lively in bed.
Author:
Geoffrey Chaucer
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Stormy in love, stormy in interviews, breakfast in bed - that's me, love.
Author:
Graham Chapman
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I am not young but I feel young. The day I feel old, I will go to bed and stay there. J'aime la vie! I feel that to live is a wonderful thing.
Author:
Coco Chanel
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Moby Dick - that book is so amazing. I just realized that it starts with two characters meeting in bed; that's how my book begins, too, but I hadn't noticed the parallel before, two characters forced to share a bed, reluctantly.
Author:
Michael Chabon
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A revolution is not a bed of roses.
Author:
Fidel Castro
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The bed is now as public as the dinner table and governed by the same rules of formal confrontation.
Author:
Angela Carter
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It's like the code of living by yourself. People who are single know what I'm talking about. You eat standing up, reading the paper. Or you say to yourself, this isn't even cutting it, I'm taking a TV dinner and I'm getting in bed here.
Author:
Mary Carpenter
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I was getting to bed about 10 P.M. so wound up and not getting to sleep by 11, and because I was putting the prosthetics on for five hours, I had to be up at 3 in the morning.
Author:
Gerard Butler
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We always get up about 5:30, and George gets up and goes in and gets the coffee and brings it to me, and that's been our ritual since we got married. And we read the newspapers in bed and drink coffee for about an hour probably, read our briefing papers.
Author:
Laura Bush
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Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.
Author:
George Burns
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I like feet. I definitely have a fetish. I love to see a man's bare foot, but its got to be taken care of. If they're not well manicured, you've got to wonder what the rest of him is like. I don't want to get in bed with somebody and feel his gnarly feet.
Author:
Brooke Burke
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Never get out of bed before noon.
Author:
Charles Bukowski
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I'm lying in my bed, blanket is warm, this body will never keep me safe from harm. I still feel your hair, black ribbons of coal. Touch my skin to keep me whole. If only you'd come back to me. To feel you at my side, wouldn't need no Mojo Pin to keep me satisfied.
Author:
Jeff Buckley
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One of the paramount reasons for staying attractive is so you can have somebody to go to bed with.
Author:
Helen Brown
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What happens when the guy who runs the reactor gets out of bed wrong or decides, for some reason, that he wants to override his instruction sheet some afternoon?
Author:
David Brower
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When I was a kid, I used to imagine animals running under my bed. I told my dad, and he solved the problem quickly. He cut the legs off the bed.
Author:
Lou Brock
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We rise with the lark and go to bed with the lamb.
Author:
Nicholas Breton
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By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well, just not reading it to be perfectly honest with you. I know it's a bit of a copout.
Author:
Jo Brand
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On one occasion I shared a bed with about seven other people, but we were all having a party overnight.
Author:
Marion Bradley
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Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me.After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together.
Author:
Ray Bradbury
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Reading is like the sex act - done privately, and often in bed.
Author:
Daniel Boorstin
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As you make your bed, so you must lie in it.
Author:
Daniel Boorstin
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A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen, is that you can take it to bed with you.
Author:
Daniel Boorstin
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No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.
Author:
Erma Bombeck
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I love coloring books. I keep some by my bed.
Author:
Karen Black
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Dawn: When men of reason go to bed.
Author:
Ambrose Bierce
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Cause at the end of the day, honestly, at the end of the day when you're in your death bed and that's it, I think it's the relationships you've had and the people that you've touched and the people that have touched you that matter.
Author:
Julie Benz
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Slumps are like a soft bed. They're easy to get into and hard to get out of.
Author:
Johnny Bench
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They're like sleeping in a soft bed. Easy to get into and hard to get out of.
Author:
Johnny Bench
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I pushed myself way too hard during the first year of Veronica Mars and I got moody and run-down. Now I'll go to bed early instead of going out with friends. It's not always the most fun option, but I know I need at least eight hours of sleep to feel balanced.
Author:
Kristen Bell
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I don't like staying in hotels. I like to be in my own bed. San Diego as a city is really awesome. The only hard part of it for me is that I'm away from my family and my house. But as far as shooting down there, we get amazing locations, and the crew is really, really stellar down there. They are really fun.
Author:
Kristen Bell
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Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a kid?
Author:
Lynda Barry
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The heart of the jealous knows the best and most satisfying love, that of the other's bed, where the rival perfects the lover's imperfections.
Author:
Djuna Barnes
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In our story logic which we're making up, if we're saying he's alive, then like a quadriplegic who's in bed he can move his head and shoulders, but he can't move his arms. If he could just turn on that power to his legs and arms, the nerves could get through and he could walk.
Author:
John Badham
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The work of Nigeria is not complete for as long as there is any one Nigerian who goes to bed on empty stomach.
Author:
Ibrahim Babangida
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Evil is unspectacular and always human, and shares our bed and eats at our own table.
Author:
W. Auden
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I'm absolutely strict about it. When I land, I put my watch right, and I don't care what I feel like, I will go to bed at half past eleven. If that means going to bed early or late, that's what I live by. As soon as you get there, live by that time.
Author:
David Attenborough
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To cure a batting slump, I took my bat to bed with me. I wanted to know my bat a little better.
Author:
Richie Ashburn
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Birth control that really works - every night before we go to bed we spend an hour with our kids.
Author:
Roseanne Arnold
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Anyone can write a story based on the kind of horror where you see a guy in car and then there's the bad guy in the back seat. It's infantile to rely on that for telling a story. That's like going to bed and thinking there's a monster under your bed. It's silly.
Author:
Sergio Aragones
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I'm very attached to Paris because I have a base there and am also recording there, but New York is home to me when I'm in the U.S., because it's nice to have a bed to go back to.
Author:
Keren Ann
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I'm a 7 o'clock act. My people want to go to a show, a dinner and then go home and go to bed.
Author:
Louie Anderson
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I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.
Author:
Muhammad Ali
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My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.
Author:
James Agate
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Early to bed and early to rise is a bad rule for anyone who wishes to become acquainted with our most prominent and influential people.
Author:
George Ade
