Quotes on Bed

My mind is not a bed to be made and re-made.

Author: James Agate

I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.

Author: Muhammad Ali

To cure a batting slump, I took my bat to bed with me. I wanted to know my bat a little better.

Author: Richie Ashburn

Evil is unspectacular and always human, and shares our bed and eats at our own table.

Author: W. Auden

Remember how you used to be able to feel your bed breathing and the walls spinning when you were a kid?

Author: Lynda Barry

I pushed myself way too hard during the first year of Veronica Mars and I got moody and run-down. Now I'll go to bed early instead of going out with friends. It's not always the most fun option, but I know I need at least eight hours of sleep to feel balanced.

Author: Kristen Bell

They're like sleeping in a soft bed. Easy to get into and hard to get out of.

Author: Johnny Bench

Slumps are like a soft bed. They're easy to get into and hard to get out of.

Author: Johnny Bench

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.

Author: Erma Bombeck

A wonderful thing about a book, in contrast to a computer screen, is that you can take it to bed with you.

Author: Daniel Boorstin

Every morning I jump out of bed and step on a landmine. The landmine is me.After the explosion, I spent the rest of the day putting the pieces together.

Author: Ray Bradbury

By crying on my bed, drinking quite a lot and feeling tempted by drugs. Well, just not reading it to be perfectly honest with you. I know it's a bit of a copout.

Author: Jo Brand

We rise with the lark and go to bed with the lamb.

Author: Nicholas Breton

What happens when the guy who runs the reactor gets out of bed wrong or decides, for some reason, that he wants to override his instruction sheet some afternoon?

Author: David Brower

One of the paramount reasons for staying attractive is so you can have somebody to go to bed with.

Author: Helen Brown

I'm lying in my bed, blanket is warm, this body will never keep me safe from harm. I still feel your hair, black ribbons of coal. Touch my skin to keep me whole. If only you'd come back to me. To feel you at my side, wouldn't need no Mojo Pin to keep me satisfied.

Author: Jeff Buckley

Never get out of bed before noon.

Author: Charles Bukowski

We always get up about 5:30, and George gets up and goes in and gets the coffee and brings it to me, and that's been our ritual since we got married. And we read the newspapers in bed and drink coffee for about an hour probably, read our briefing papers.

Author: Laura Bush

I was getting to bed about 10 P.M. so wound up and not getting to sleep by 11, and because I was putting the prosthetics on for five hours, I had to be up at 3 in the morning.

Author: Gerard Butler

The bed is now as public as the dinner table and governed by the same rules of formal confrontation.

Author: Angela Carter

A revolution is not a bed of roses.

Author: Fidel Castro

Moby Dick - that book is so amazing. I just realized that it starts with two characters meeting in bed; that's how my book begins, too, but I hadn't noticed the parallel before, two characters forced to share a bed, reluctantly.

Author: Michael Chabon

I am not young but I feel young. The day I feel old, I will go to bed and stay there. J'aime la vie! I feel that to live is a wonderful thing.

Author: Coco Chanel

Once, the parental bed collapsed because all the children sat on it at once.

Author: Diane Cilento

I am not feeling any better because I cannot stay in bed, having constant cause for walking. They say I leave at night by the window of my tower, hanging from a red umbrella with which I set fire to the forest!

Author: Camille Claudel

Never go to bed angry, stay up and fight.

Author: William Congreve

She had the kids during the day and I would have them at night. That way they were never alone. I would put the kids to bed, and then I had nothing to do and nobody to talk to, so I would write.

Author: Clive Cussler

The Bristol Channel was always my guide, and I was always able to draw an imaginary line from my bed to our house over in Wales. It was a great comfort.

Author: Roald Dahl

It's just an ice bucket with a bottle in it. The two flute glasses are little tray. I got to shut the curtains. I'm in my boxer shorts and shirt. I'm going to take a bath and go to bed. But I want to shut the blinds so it's really dark in the room.

Author: Danny DeVito

Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.

Author: Phyllis Diller

In reality, everyone is good in bed. Close eyes. Shutdown brain. Pause as necessary. Restart brain. Open eyes. What's there to not be good at? Bed is the one place where laziness is rewarded.

Author: John Dobbin

Willie Mays was the best ever. When I was in college I once made a catch like the one Mays made over his head. Sometimes when I'm lying in bed at night I think about it. It still makes me warm.

Author: David Duchovny

I think my real depressions started when I was about 16 and doing The Patty Duke Show. I would go to bed at about 10 o'clock on a Friday night and not get up again until 6:30 Monday morning.

Author: Patty Duke

I don't get out of bed for less than $10,000 a day.

Author: Linda Evangelista

I lay in the bed at the hospital and said, 'let's see what I have left.' And I could see, I could speak, I could think, I could read. I simply tabulated my blessings, and that gave me a start.

Author: Dale Evans

Teens aren't just interested in getting laid. I won't believe that's all they're interested in. I have four younger sisters and they're sick of being shown how they're supposed to react in bed.

Author: Linda Fiorentino

Rather go to bed with out dinner than to rise in debt.

Author: Benjamin Franklin

Physically I'm tired at the end of the day and quite glad to be reading in bed by midnight.

Author: Bob Geldof

I daresay I was the worst bed partner in five continents.

Author: Martha Gellhorn

Your English style will no doubt put all the other gentlemen to bed. I speak figuratively, of course.

Author: John Gielgud

My formula for living is quite simple. I get up in the morning and I go to bed at night. In between, I occupy myself as best I can.

Author: Cary Grant

Angelina Jolie may get Antonio Banderas in bed for eight hours on a movie set, but I get him in bed everyday.

Author: Melanie Griffith

If I were asked for a one line answer to the question' What makes a woman good in bed?' I would say, 'A man who is good in bed.'

Author: Bob Guccione

If kids like a picture book, they're going to read it at least 50 times. Read anything that often, and even minor imperfections start to feel like gravel in the bed.

Author: Mark Haddon

To carry care to bed is to sleep with a pack on your back.

Author: Thomas Haliburton

I returned to upstate NY where I just laid in bed for days with a fever that just wouldn't go away. After more of this, I grew increasingly sure that this was not simply the flu!

Author: Daryl Hall

Somebody who never got over the embarrassing fact that he was born in bed with a lady.

Author: Sydney Harris

There's a little vanity chair that Charlie gave me the first Christmas we knew each other. I'll not be parting with that, nor our bed - the four-poster - I'll be needing that to die in.

Author: Helen Hayes

Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda... and woke up with me.

Author: Rita Hayworth

I was out of my bed in one second, trembling with excitement, and I dashed to the door and into the adjoining room, where I could watch the streets below from the windows.

Author: Herman Hesse

The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in the world.

Author: Edgar Howe

Why can't you share your bed? The most loving thing to do is to share your bed with someone. It's very charming. It's very sweet. It's what the whole world should do.

Author: Michael Jackson

You don't face Nolan Ryan without your rest. He's the only guy I go against that makes me go to bed before midnight.

Author: Reggie Jackson

Whoever thinks of going to bed before twelve o'clock is a scoundrel.

Author: Samuel Johnson

I think recent revelations about who's in what bed speak to the problems with what happened in the Gulf.

Author: Stephanie Jones

This is the very womb and bed of enormity.

Author: Ben Jonson

If he could sleep on it. He would make his bed with white sheets And disappear into the white, Like a man diving, If he could be certain That the light Would not keep him awake, The light that reaches To the bottom.

Author: Donald Justice

A man ninety years old was asked to what he attributed his longevity. I reckon, he said, with a twinkle in his eye, it because most nights I went to bed and slept when I should have sat up and worried.

Author: Garson Kanin

I m up at 5 in the morning and in bed by 10 in the evening.

Author: DeForest Kelley

Now when I came to go up to operations, I went down to this patient's room and got down on my knees at the foot of the bed and earnestly asked the Lord to help us and to help me.

Author: John Kellogg

Teach me to live, that I may dread The grave as little as my bed.

Author: Thomas Ken

I could be with a woman in a bed, for weeks even, and it would seem to me like three seconds. Or 300 years.

Author: Klaus Kinski

I experienced a lot, and achieved nearly everything I wanted. I can enjoy that today. Go to bed at nine in the evening, because my child wakes up around seven, without having the feeling that I missed or are missing something.

Author: Thomas Kretschmann

There are no taboos in bed, and there shouldn't be any taboos in bed.

Author: Frank Langella

I don't have a single complete show or movie or anything else that I could look at and say, "Nailed that one." But endless dissatisfaction is, I suppose, what gets us out of bed in the morning.

Author: Hugh Laurie

When I'm in bed with a woman, my favorite move is a wrestling hold called the lip lock.

Author: Jerry Lawler

My talk show takes place in bed, in Italy.

Author: Amanda Lear

I take a grave view of the press. It is the weak slat under the bed of democracy.

Author: A. Liebling

I have a toy giraffe on my bed. I've got photographs over my desk as well as a mask of a giraffe in my kitchen. I am totally hooked.

Author: Joanna Lumley

I've got lots of good friends. I could have affairs. I can read a book all night, put the cat on the end of the bed. I can pick up my passport and go to France. I don't have to ask anybody.

Author: Joanna Lumley

My bed is actually two king beds put together.

Author: Cindy Margolis

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running.

Author: Groucho Marx

The first girl you go to bed with is always pretty.

Author: Walter Matthau

We've never played at this place before. This place is big, and I'm kinda nervous, so we're going to make it feel small by pretending we're in a... bedroom. We'll hang off the edge of the bed, take off our shoes and get naked!

Author: Dave Matthews

There are certain nights you and your image just aren't in the same bed.

Author: Matthew McConaughey

Yeah, what happened was Universal wanted one of the characters to be nice so they chose me so there was a scene where the girl was tied to the bed and I let her go.

Author: Matthew McGrory

A bedroom requires a bed. Everything else was extravagance. Well, he had a bed all right.

Author: Audrey Meadows

I could get into bed with James Bond, then take my false leg off and it would really be a gun.

Author: Heather Mills

I had the drink after I fell out of bed. It hurt.

Author: Liza Minnelli

To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.

Author: Wilson Mizner

What do I wear in bed? Why, Chanel No. 5, of course.

Author: Marilyn Monroe

I would bend over backward to be back on Grey's. Any day, I'll choose lying in bed with Katherine Heigl looking over me over getting thrown against walls by supernatural persons at 5 in the morning.

Author: Jeffrey Morgan

The bed is a bundle of paradoxes: we go to it with reluctance, yet we quit it with regret; we make up our minds every night to leave it early, but we make up our bodies every morning to keep it late.

Author: Ogden Nash

In bed at night, I could be reading some book, and I'll come across a sentence that's totally unrelated to some scene I did years ago. But I'll play the scene back in my mind and think, I did that wrong - I should've opened the door more slowly.

Author: Liam Neeson

The result was that, if it happened to clear off after a cloudy evening, I frequently arose from my bed at any hour of the night or morning and walked two miles to the observatory to make some observation included in the programme.

Author: Simon Newcomb

We print 37 million copies, and we found out about the unfortunate news as we were putting the issue to bed.

Author: Olivia Newton-John

I got briefly mistaken for someone who might be good in bed, which was very, very good.

Author: Bill Nighy

My doctor asked me how many golf balls I had hit in my career. I'm lying there in bed calculating somewhere between four and five million golf balls I had hit to do that on my body.

Author: Greg Norman

But most distinctly, I remember always saying to myself that when I get big, I'm not going to go to bed hungry, I'm not going to wear hand-me-down clothes.

Author: Buck Owens

I spent every night until four in the morning on my dissertation, until I came to the point when I could not write another word, not even the next letter. I went to bed. Eight o'clock the next morning I was up writing again.

Author: Abraham Pais

Don't take tomorrow to bed with you.

Author: Norman Peale

Mighty proud I am that I am able to have a spare bed for my friends.

Author: Samuel Pepys

If it weren't for the rocks in its bed, the stream would have no song.

Author: Carl Perkins

Being married means I can break wind and eat ice cream in bed.

Author: Brad Pitt

To simply wake up every morning a better person than when I went to bed.

Author: Sidney Poitier

With me it is exceptionally true that the Presidency is no bed of roses.

Author: James Polk

The first fall of snow is not only an event, it is a magical event. You go to bed in one kind of a world and wake up in another quite different, and if this is not enchantment then where is it to be found?

Author: J. Priestley

One can see that a canvas is six feet by eight feet, say, quite accurately. But you can spend two minutes and think it's five, or thirty seconds and it's just a different bed for activities there.

Author: Robert Rauschenberg

For six years, I kept my five Olympic medals wrapped in a plastic bread bag beneath my bed.

Author: Mary Retton

Previously, on Lock, Stock, I went to bed at two in the morning and woke up at five in the morning, and on this one I was known to nod off on the set occasionally.

Author: Guy Ritchie

If you think you're too small to have an impact, try going to bed with a mosquito.

Author: Anita Roddick

I wish I had as much in bed as I get in the newspapers.

Author: Linda Ronstadt

I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.

Author: Eleanor Roosevelt

Don't get married to an actress because they're also actresses in bed.

Author: Roberto Rossellini

You will not be carried to Heaven lying at ease upon a feather bed.

Author: Samuel Rutherford

I promised to always bring up a glass of water to her before we go to bed, and she promised to never let me dress myself.

Author: Fred Savage

As I grow older and older, And totter toward the tomb, I find that I care less and less, Who goes to bed with whom.

Author: Dorothy Sayers

Well I was an asthmatic child. So that for most of my childhood I was in bed. Bedridden.

Author: Gerald Scarfe

My voice had a long, nonstop career. It deserves to be put to bed with quiet and dignity, not yanked out every once in a while to see if it can still do what it used to do. It can't.

Author: Beverly Sills

I didn't beat her. I just pushed her out of bed.

Author: O. Simpson

No matter how big or soft or warm your bed is, you still have to get out of it.

Author: Grace Slick

Agatha Christie has given more pleasure in bed than any other woman.

Author: Nancy Smith

I do have odd habits. I check under my bed every night for the bogeyman. That's just a little thing, though.

Author: Tori Spelling

It's no treat being in bed with me.

Author: Howard Stern

I wouldn't know a space-time continuum or warp core breach if they got into bed with me.

Author: Patrick Stewart

There were mornings when I just didn't want to get out of bed. But once again, I'm in an adverse situation and having to deal with something new and learn how to do it.

Author: Picabo Street

Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.

Author: James Thurber

At one point, I didn't get out of bed for, I think, three months, and I went down to the bottom of the hill one day and I had to call somebody to get me to come back up - come pick me up because I couldn't physically walk up the hill.

Author: Tanya Tucker

It just feels like Erwin and me... even at night I don't feel I have to look pretty in bed.

Author: Tina Turner

As I laid in the hospital bed I started thinking that I had a show to do. I was hoping the Doctor would put me together so I could do the show.

Author: Ben Vereen

I haven't been to sleep for over a year. That's why I go to bed early. One needs more rest if one doesn't sleep.

Author: Evelyn Waugh

In so many interviews, they bring up the sexual aspect of the record. I've had some journalists say it sounds like I'm lying down in bed singing with a microphone. It gets so old!

Author: Lucinda Williams

I got sick and tired of my lady wearing ugly underwear to bed, so I turned to the Internet.

Author: John Wilson

Sometimes, an afternoon spent in bed with someone can be the most important thing in the universe.

Author: Malcolm Wilson

On the soft bed of luxury many kingdoms have expired.

Author: Andrew Young