Quotes on Wit

Wit is educated insolence.

Author: Aristotle

He who has provoked the lash of wit, cannot complain that he smarts from it.

Author: James Boswell

Your wit makes others witty.

Author: Catherine Catherine II

Indeed I had not much wit, yet I was not an idiot - my wit was according to my years.

Author: Margaret Cavendish

Wit must be foiled by wit: cut a diamond with a diamond.

Author: William Congreve

Wit ought to be a glorious treat like caviar; never spread it about like marmalade.

Author: Noel Coward

I'm keeping my acerbic wit completely fueled.

Author: Janice Dickinson

Wit is the only wall between us and the dark.

Author: Mark Doren

To be witty is not enough. One must possess sufficient wit to avoid having too much of it.

Author: Andre Maurois

Wit is a dangerous weapon, even to the possessor, if he knows not how to use it discreetly.

Author: Michel Montaigne

Because if you've got the wit, you can make anything into a melody, ultimately.

Author: Gerry Mulligan

A wit with dunces, and a dunce with wits.

Author: Alexander Pope

Don't set your wit against a child.

Author: Jonathan Swift

The wit knows that his place is at the tail of a procession.

Author: Mark Twain

You have a ready wit. Tell me when it's ready.

Author: Henny Youngman

When life gives you lemons, make a margarita and toast to making the best out of a sour situation.

Author: Samantha Jones

When life gives you lemons, don't just make lemonade - squeeze them back in life's eyes.

Author: Rachel Davis

Laugh in the face of adversity, it messes with its head.

Author: Jodi Picoult

When life gives you lemons, make it a Vodka Martini and stop being such a whiner.

Author: Samantha Jones

The shortest horror story ever written: ‘sold out”.

Author: Shane Brooks

Invest in kilts – they'll push you out of wearing two-person pants fast enough.

Author: Michelangelo Angela

The only way calzone could be better is if it packed itself into my mouth automatically.

Author: Tina Fey

Don't mistake silence for unawareness; I'm just waiting for my turn to drop the most epic comeback.

Author: Sarah Johnson

I would challenge you to a battle of wits, but I see you are unarmed.

Author: William Shakespeare

Life is like a mischievous cat; it might play with you a little, but just when you're caught in the moment, it knocks the lamp off the table.

Author: Clara Hughes

Success is less about clever connections and more about bouncing back from apparently outrageous flops while still managing to smile.

Author: Cecilia Kwan

Life is like a sandwich; no matter how you flip it, the ingredients don't change.

Author: Jake Stevens

Life is often like my wardrobe—simply trying to intertwine the leftovers to secure something that fits right.

Author: Elise Gallagher

Life is like riding a bicycle; to keep your balance, you must keep moving—unless you hit a pothole!

Author: Albert Einstein

Happiness is just a short walk away—unless you're taking me somewhere I actually need to be, in which case, your exit directions better be spot on!

Author: Lily Lee

Creativity is knowing how to hide your sources, even when your critics line up like admirers.

Author: Oscar Wilde

Sometimes, the greatest adventure is just tackling the mountain of laundry you've been avoiding.

Author: Jane Doe

Pizza is the only love affair I can handle during tax season.

Author: Melanie White

Life is like a cake: it's all about how you choose to decorate the chaos.

Author: Julia Child